Some nights I lose sleep. 

I fear that perhaps I’m not really doing enough to solve the problems that face this country (and the world).  I wake up wondering, “did I do enough for the SotS community?”  And “if not, will Craig ever let me use the company restroom?”

I decided that I just can’t live with this kind of fear anymore.  So I’ve taken some new measures these last few weeks.  And I can now say, with certainty that SotS is “new” and “improved”.

The first step was to make this blog at least one safe place in the world.  There’s no question the biggest problem facing the world today is brain-sucking zombies.  It’s so obvious that it really goes without saying.  But here at SotS, we take these things seriously.  So I’m proud to announce several new policies that should improve this situation:

Of course there are other considerations as well.  Namely a total lack of Reece’s Peanut Butter cups in the SotS offices.  But I can only address one crisis at a time. 

So without Craig’s knowledge I’ve taken the liberty of moving the blog to a super secret location, one that should remain secure (and environmentally friendly).  And certainly a place where I can’t foresee any kind of problems developing:

So next time someone tells you that SotS doesn’t take their job seriously, just remember that we’re certifiable.

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