Off the Cuff: Spectacular Spider-Man

There’s no doubt about it – we live in a golden era for superhero acceptance. We’ve had dozens of movies come out. Some better. Some worse. We’ve also had maybe a dozen TV shows based on comic books come out in the last few years.
So if you’re a fan, this is a good time to be alive! Or at least glued to your couch.
But despite this acceptance, there really are only a handful of exceptional superhero TV shows. Since this is the part where I list my 5 favorite comic book shows, let’s just begin:
1. Batman: The Animated Series – a classic no matter how you define that word. It still sets the standard for the genre.
2. Teen Titans – sure the anime influence annoyed people, but I found it refreshing. The stories were both clever and fun. And the animation was just the right style for the zany action.
3. Avatar the Last Airbender – ok, this might be a bit of a stretch to include as a “superhero”. But this is a fantastic show, with sharp writing, and good action.
4. Justice League Unlimited – when this show was simply “Justice League” it was awful. When it became “unlimited” it was one of the best shows on TV.
5. Spectacular Spider-Man – admittedly the jury is still out on this one, but with one season under its belt, it has signs of great potential. Even as it stands today, it’s the first Spider-Man cartoon ever created.
Honorable Mention: Samurai Jack - if Jack were based on a comic book character he might be able to steal the #1 spot from Batman: TAS. But he’s not. So he doesn’t quite qualify for this list. That said, it’s such a brilliant cartoon that it deserves to be mentioned.
Now I know some of you are complaining that all of these cartoons are “recent.” And I admit that’s true. But I would argue that the quality of cartoons continues to improve each decade. While I really enjoyed the 90’s version of Spider-Man, it has not aged well. You can clearly see serious flaws in both the plot and the animation. And if you go further back to cartoons from the 1970′s or 1960′s, you see even larger holes in the plot or animation.
Let’s face it, sometimes the “classic” shows just aren’t as good as the new stuff.
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May 29, 2008
Ti’Hat and the Vulcan: Chapter Nineteen
“Captain, scans of the surface of the planet are looking promising,” Kim reported, just as B’Elanna and Tuvok sat down at their stations. “I am picking up several explosions on the surface, as well as what appears to be rioting.”
“Excellent,” Janeway nodded. “What about that cube?” She added after a moment’s contemplation, gesturing towards the cube quickly growing larger on the view-screen.
“It is in trouble,” Kim replied. “At this rate, the cube will have enough antimatter pods attached to it to be completely destroyed by one shot from their monofilament cannons in three minutes.”
“Very good,” Janeway replied. “All stop, Mr. Paris.”
“All stop?” Paris questioned back, as he brought the ship to a halt.
“Yes Tom,” Janeway replied. We are going to let the Khamish finish this fight.”
“But Captain-” This time the objection came from B’Elanna.
“B’Elanna, these people are going to have to handle the Borg all by themselves after we are gone, and clearly they are capable of it. They have that situation well in hand. We will hold position here and make certain no other Borg ships come into the area.”
None did. Every person on the bridge of Voyager watched in fascination as the Khamish fighters, thousands of them, circled the flailing Borg cube, as the three remaining Motherships circled the cube from a short distant back.
After a silent cue, each and every one of the fighters fell away from the cube in a pattern-less jumble, struggling to escape the coming explosion. The Borg cube started foreword, as if to flee the scene, but the Motherships had already fired. Three massive bursts of energy slammed into the cube. Tiny white spots slowly appeared all over the cube, then it was instantaneously engulfed in a white glare. The flash of the explosion completely covered Voyager’s view-screen, and when it finally faded, all that was left of the cube was a field of debris, no piece of the once mighty ship larger than a Federation shuttlecraft.
The four ships turned silently in space towards the nearby planet, each practically bursting with the swelling celebrations onboard.
—
“We have made contact with Kham, and they are sending an additional Mothership. We have five hundred orphan fighters, and that is more than we are willing to leave behind,” the Khamish Colonel eagerly explained. The officer’s mess was bursting with loud activity, the room filled to capacity with celebrating crewmates. Janeway smiled as she leaned forward to hear the Colonel better. The entire crew was breathing a sigh of relief that they were still alive, and not assimilated. The situation would boost morale on the ship tremendously, so the Captain did not so much mind the disruption.
“I must say that I was concerned about that,” she replied. “The Borg would be fools to ignore you now, and each one of those fighters could mean the difference between victory and defeat. Not to mention stranding five hundred people, knowing that they would be dead because of it.”
“It would be a sad loss,” The Colonel replied, “but one we are not prepared to make at this time. You are right, one fighter can make an incredible difference. We have already discovered that one of the cubes was destroyed by a single fighter, making a suicide run INSIDE of the cube.”
“Inside? How was that managed?”
“As near as we can tell, the fighter entered one of the small ports that were used to launch those nuclear spheres. The fighter got deep enough into the tunnel that when it hit the sphere that was coming out, it set off a nuclear reaction inside of the cube.”
“A bold move,” Janeway commented, “although a bit premature. Was that fighter ordered to make that run?”
“No!” the Colonel shot back. “We would never order a blatant suicide run, unless that was the only option. The fighter was an orphan from the Delta Mother. She was ordered to hold position for reassignment, but she ignored the command. If our fighters had not been so busy with the Borg, her ship would have been marked as a mutiny and a general order would be given for that fighter to be destroyed by anyone who saw it.
“She was rather clever though, if not desperate. We imagine that she thought she was not going to go back to Kham anyway, as her Mothership was destroyed, and preferred a quick death to being stranded.”
“I can see why,” Janeway replied, taking a sip of her drink.
“A regrettable loss, but an unavoidable one. There are going to be many such losses in the battles to come, I am certain,” the Colonel said. “In the meantime, we have a planet to populate. We have already made an agreement with the Bint’Ari for joint colonization, a sort of peace offering. After the chaos on the surface dies down a bit, we are going to send a task force to hunt down any remaining Borg, and offer amnesty to those who have broken from the Collective and are willing to start a new life. It will be hard for them, at first, to escape hatred from others who will still see them as Borg, but hopefully once their implants are removed, and their skin is returned to its natural color, they will be able to live out their lives without the stigma of being Borg.”
“We, of course, will remain behind a short time to offer a ‘lift’ to any from the Alpha Quadrant who wish to return home,” Janeway said.
“Excellent!” The Colonel smiled. “The Mothership from Kham will be arriving in a day, with delegations from both Kham and Bint’Ari. We will be signing a treaty here, where together we first defeated the Borg. Your crew, of course, is invited to the ceremony.”
“We would be honored to have it aboard our ship,” Janeway offered.
“Perfect!” the Colonel replied. “Here is much better than a dusty, war-torn planet for such things.”
Janeway smiled, which was about all she had the strength to do. She hadn’t slept in days, and was looking foreword to doing so. Politely excusing herself from the energetic Colonel, she slowly forced herself to her quarters, and immediately fell asleep. Finally she was certain that they could move on towards the Alpha Quadrant, and now that the threat of the Borg had been eliminated for a time, she could permit herself this rest.
—
“Wait!”
“What is it?” B’Elanna impatiently asked.
“Do we have to do this?” the Doctor asked. “I mean, couldn’t you just delete those extra programs now?”
“Doctor, this is the only way. You are the one who caused this, and you are going to have to deal with the integration.”
B’Elanna had come up with the best solution to the Doctor’s problem. They couldn’t ask any of the duplicates to submit to deletion, and it was doubtful that any of them would go for that anyway. So they decided that re-integrating the programs into one Doctor, with all the experiences of the six and one copy of the basic program was the best way. There was a concern that the integration would result in a multiple personality complex, but B’Elanna altered the programs of each of the Doctor’s to be submissive to a blending of personalities, and a tolerance for the period of time that would contain multiple memories. With any luck, the end result would be one Doctor that had all of the experiences and personality traits of the six.
“You are going to have to shut yourself down now, so that I can download your program from the holo-emitter to the main computer.”
The Doctor sighed, then winked out of existence. His holo-emitter dropped to the ground below. B’Elanna bend down to pick it up, and tied it in with the ship’s computer.
Several minutes later, after the integration was complete, B’Elanna activated the Doctor’s program, to see the results of her work.
“Please state the nature,” the Doctor said, as he materialized next to B’Elanna.
“How do you feel, Doctor?” Tom asked.
The Doctor did not answer, but for a moment with a curious look on his face.
Finally, the Doctor answered, “Fascinating.”
“What do you mean?” B’Elanna asked.
“I am amazed at my behavior,” he replied, still looking introspective. “Each of, well, me thought that he was the original personality. All of me were ready to do whatever was necessary to eliminate the others, even though they were all just as viable as I am now.”
“That is understandable,” Tom said. “Each of their survivals were at stake. You knew, all of you, that some way had to be found to restore you, and the most frightening possibility was death for five of you. Each of your copies did not want to be one of those who would be deleted.”
The Doctor affixed his holo-emitter to his arm, and looked back towards B’Elanna.
“Thank you, by the way. I don’t think I could have taken much more of that, being in a room with five other people who were, for all intents and purposes, me.”
Tom smiled. “Well, we should be going now. The signing ceremony should be starting soon.”
B’Elanna frowned. “Dress uniforms. Bleah. I would just assume screw up the Doctor’s program again so that I don’t have to go.”
“I would just assume that you didn’t,” the Doctor replied. “In fact, I wouldn’t like anything to be done to my program for a long time to come.”
Tom and B’Elanna smiled at one another, and quietly walked out of sickbay. The Doctor remained a moment, his face still plastered with a shocked look.
“Well, I wouldn’t,” he moaned.
Outside of sickbay, Tom and B’Elanna walked silently until they reached the turbolift. Finally, B’Elanna broke the silence.
“I’ve decided that you owe me dinner.”
“I owe you dinner?” Tom asked, incredulously.
“Yes,” B’Elanna replied. “I’ve been in two wars, been made a myth by an entire civilization, and you haven’t had me over in all that time.”
Tom smiled, and put his arms around B’Elanna’s waist. “Fine. After the ceremony, you can come over, and I’ll replicate you a pizza.”
“Pizza! Don’t you ever get enough of that garbage?”
“I thought you liked pizza.”
“Real pizza. You know cheese doesn’t replicate well at all,” B’Elanna smiled.
“Fine. You’re the mythological figure. I’ll just have to make it an evening worthy of such a hero!”
“You’d better, mister,” B’Elanna laughed. She quickly kissed Tom, and they separated themselves before the turbolift doors opened.
—
Epilogue-
Working notes- Archeological dig on Paix, orbiting the Kalat Star. Notes by Corat’Ina, Bint’Ari Science Council, on 2-2-3993.
Regarding-Unusual findings:
We have been working on this planet for nearly a season, and have found nothing of any value, until now. It seems our earlier hypothesis that this planet was barren before being occupied by the Borg is indeed false. There definitely was a society here before the Borg invaded this world.
We have discovered the ruins of what appears to be some kind of temple. There are various markings along the interior walls indicating what appears to be the position of this planet’s two stars during certain times of the year.
Tibur’Ygo stated before the project began that any society which inhabited this world would have to be fairly advanced to attract the attention of the Borg. This is clearly not the case. Markings in this building suggest an elaborate sun-worship by these people, something almost unheard of in space-faring societies. In addition, several primitive tools (e.g. spears, bows, and swords) were discovered in the interior of the building, suggesting a hunter/gatherer, early agricultural society.
Preliminary dating of materials found inside the complex indicate that the structure was erected less than four hundred seasons ago. Even in the Borg assimilated this world in the last ten seasons, there is no conceivable way this society could have advanced to the level Tibur’Ygo suggested before the Borg came.
The walls of the structure are constructed out of a very hard stone. The building itself was incorporated into a Borg structure for means of support only. It is unclear why the Borg did not adapt the interior of the building to serve some useful function. Our Khamish counterpart suggests that there may be some property of the rock used to construct the building that the Borg found undesirable. Scans of the rock will be taken in the next week to determine any abnormal properties. Perhaps there was something in the species that lived here itself, and not their technology that attracted the Borg? Until we can locate some biological material, there is no way to be certain.
This find could not have come at a better time. Most of the team had given up hope of ever finding any trace of the society that existed here before the Borg. Hopefully, this evidence will foster further study of this world. It is important that we discover who these people were, and preserve as much of that culture as we can. Fighting the Borg is one thing, but we must work to undo some of the damage they have caused to this part of the galaxy.
Star Trek, Voyager, and related properties are © Paramount Studio, and the author makes no claim towards them.
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May 28, 2008
On The Shelf This Week – 05.29.08

HIGHLIGHTS OF THE WEEK
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ALL STAR SUPERMAN #11, $2.99, 32 Pages, DC Comics
Written by Grant Morrison; Art by Frank Quitely and Jamie Grant
Credit where credit is due – this book is on time. I really can’t remember the last time that happened. Though this book is solicited semi-monthly, it has never really been able to hit that mark. Hopefully a sign of things to come? As frustrating as the slow releases are, this really is an outstanding title. If only they could keep it coming out monthly!
ANGEL REVELATIONS #1 (OF 5), $3.99, 32 Pages, Marvel Comics
Written by Rpberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Art by Adam Pollina and Matt Hollingsworth
Perhaps an interesting diversion, especially for X-Men fans. This mini series will turn back the clock and tell the origin of Angel – Warren Worthington III, the story of how his mutation emerged when he was away at prep school. Not sure if this series is heralding a greater role for Angel in the ongoing X-Universe, but it is a story we haven’t heard before, and one very worth telling. Not sure what the story is on the price difference here – it is a normal 32 page comic, but there is a cardstock cover – that might explain the extra $1 on the cover price. Definitely something to keep in mind when shopping this week.
BLUE BEETLE #27, $2.99, 32 Pages, DC Comics
Written by Will Pfeifer; Art and Cover by Rafael Albuquerque
Sadly, issue #26′s “Spanish language” experiment was a complete disaster. The point of an issue like this is to give the reader that fish-out-of-water feeling, but to give them just enough to understand what is going on. In that issue, however – it really failed on both counts. First the dialogue – there was so much of it! It was crucial to really understand what was being said to follow the story. You could get the basics from the art, but in a story like this, the art has to shine, and carry the brunt of the storytelling duties. All you could really get from this story (if you don’t speak Spanish) was “Family reunion, Jaime goes to fight Parasite, takes grandma on a ride.” Very critical plot points were to be found in the Spanish dialogue, and that is not the way to handle an issue like this. Sadly, issue #26 didn’t turn out to be a novel exercise in comic creation and artistic storytelling, but instead just an issue written in Spanish, sold to an English speaking audience. And not a very good issue at that. Could have been way better.
Gripe aside, things could be looking up – at least for the next two issues as Will Pfeifer comes back for a short spell. Should be just the thing to make us all forget the last issue.
FINAL CRISIS #1 (OF 7), $3.99, 40 Pages, DC Comics
Written by Grant Morrison; Art and covers by J.G. Jones
Here goes – the DC’s 2008 Summer effort, Final Crisis. This is one case where DC and Marvel are on really equal footing – both Secret Invasion and Final Crisis seem contrived and more than a little too much. DC is billing this as if this “third Crisis” was ALWAYS planned, and how it is the final installment of a “Trilogy,” but that seems a little much to believe.
DC has a disadvantage in this case – where Infinite Crisis had several outstanding lead-up minis, this series only has Countdown, which was average at best. Not to say that some of the ongoings of characters involved weren’t outstanding up to this point – Green Lantern in particular – but is that starting point for their involvement here, or is Final Crisis just going to interrupt an outstanding ongoing narrative (once again)? Fingers crossed for the former… DC really needs to deliver with this one, because if they don’t, readers will not have the patience to sit through another attempt at a major event next year.
JSA CLASSIFIED #38, $2.99, 32 Pages, DC Comics
Written by Mike W. Barr; Art by Sean Martinbrough; Cover by Freddie Williams II
Well, it looks as if we are going to get those final two issues of JSA Classified after all – great news! Granted, the book still seems to be cancelled, which is not great, but two more issues is better than none, so thank heavens for that.
These two issues are going to once again follow Wildcat, who stumbles on a group that steals and sells the fighting ability of prizefighters. OK – a strange story, but it could be good. Naturally, you can expect that Ted’s abilities will be lost at some point. Could bea decent character story.
SHADOWPACT #25, $2.99, 32 Pages, DC Comics
Written by Matt Sturges; Art and Cover by Phil Winslade; Cover by Tom Derenick and Wayne Faucher
The final issue of Shadowpact. Kind of bittersweet really – it is a shame that this title didn’t really capitalize on the success of Day of Vengeance. Art was, in part, to blame – though Shadowpact’s art will have its defenders (Especially when Bill Willingham was doing it), you just can’t take a team and go from Justiniano’s art to Willingham, and expect not to have a huge shock. The art shift, combined with general One Year Later confusion really got this book of too a bad start, and it never really recovered. Shame really – these are great characters, and really didn’t deserve to live up to the Shadowpact name.
Hopefully we will see them around the DCU sometime in the future.
ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #122, $2.99, 32 Pages, Marvel Comics
Written by Brian Michael Bendis, Art by Stuart Immonen, Wade Von Grawbadger, and Justin Ponsor
It is kind of staggering to think about – 122 issues. Have you ever read any title that was outstanding for over 120 issues? Any? Sure, there have been some ups and downs on Ultimate Spider-Man, but overall this has always been a reliable and well-written title. It captures something that was lost in the regular 616 Spider-Man, and gives it back to us on a silver platter. That social interaction – Peter Parker, school, and family, and how his life as Spider-Man interacts with all of that. It’s a balance that has been lost to us for some time, and it is what has made this title so special. Heck – it is a big reason Spider-Girl has remained as popular as it has been… people missed that aspect of Spider-Man’s story and were willing to take it in any form.
Still not reading? Not sure why – pick this issue up and enjoy.
UNCANNY X-MEN #498, $2.99, 32 Pages, Marvel Comics
Written by Ed Brubaker, Art by Mike Choi
I am finally really enjoying Brubaker’s Uncanny X-Men. The year-long Vulcan story was ok – but it was a bit heavy a story to start with. This story arc has a classic feel to it – a villain that doesn’t have total global domination in mind is a welcome change. The X-Men were always at their best when they stumbled into an unusual situation, and had to muddle their way through it. This whole San Francisco story has very much that kind of feel. The Wolverine/Nightcrawler/Colossus side-story is equally entertaining for much the same reasons. Brubaker found a pulse with this arc that I thought was long dead for the X-Men… hopefully he doesn’t lose it anytime soon. I’d hate for this to be a one-arc rarity.
SPOTLIGHT PICK OF THE WEEK
TEEN TITANS #59, $2.99, 32 Pages, DC Comics
Written by Sean McKeever; Art by Eddy Barrows and Ruy Jose; Cover by Barrows and Julio Ferreira
It really didn’t take McKeever long to turn this title into one of the bright spots in the DCU. The first few issues left a lot to be desired, but once he got out all the “editor-mandated” stuff, the title became readable and wholly enjoyable. The last few issues he has spent dealing with the Titans individually, establishing ongoing character stories, and introducing us to the voice he intends to use for each character. Now that it looks like he is finally starting to bring them together, their individual interactions will make a lot more sense, and be that much more enjoyable.
It still isn’t too late to jump back aboard Teen Titans if you were less than thrilled with McKeever’s first couple stories, and bailed out. It has become very much worth the read.
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RUNAWAYS IN AUGUST
While the future of this series has been less murky than Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane, it is nice to finally get some finality as to the details of the return of Runaways. In August we will see a new #1, written by Terry Moore (Strangers in Paradise), and Humberto Ramos. Of course, there are some people out there that aren’t huge fans of Ramos’s unique style, but considering the series protagonists, it is a perfect fit. I am really looking forward to seeing how his art with mesh with Christina Strain’s colors. The cover for the new #1 looks like a good step in the right direction. It isn’t too late to add this issue to your list for August!
NOTE: Opinions here may not reflect those of X-World Comics LLC or its staff and are solely the opinions of the writer.
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May 22, 2008
Ti’Hat and the Vulcan: Chapter Eighteen
“Your kidding me,” B’Elanna moaned. “They want us to take a Borg BACK to the surface? Is that safe?”
“Mr. Kim has assured me that the Borg will pose no threat to us. In fact, according to him, most of the Borg’s internal circuitry has been removed.”
“What is this supposed to accomplish?” Oro asked.
“That was not specified. I can only assume that this is intended as an alternative plan to our failed strikes.”
The familiar transporter effect filled the back of the shuttle, inside of the shielded area that Tuvok has quickly set up for the Borg’s containment. Inside was something resembling a Borg soldier, with most of its external hardware removed. Several blue streaks were glowing along a side of the Borg’s usual pale face. The Doctor stood over the Borg, scanning it with a medical tricorder.
“I am here to instruct you to proceed back to the surface in an expedient manner,” the Doctor said, without even looking up. “There is a cube on an intercept course, and the Captain would like to raise her shields as soon as possible.”
“Setting a course,” Tuvok replied, and the shuttle surged forward. B’Elanna, who was curious about their cargo, strolled to the back of the shuttle.
“Why are we delivering that back to the surface?” She asked. “It doesn’t even look Borg anymore.”
B’Elanna impatiently listened to the Doctor’s long explanation of his plan. Still not convinced, she returned to her seat in the shuttle, and impatiently waited for the Borg’s departure from the shuttle.
—
“Shields are down to thirty-four percent!” Kim called from his station.
“Status of the cube?” Janeway demanded.
“They have sustained minor damage, about twenty percent,” Kim replied. “But they are regenerating quickly. The cube managed to avoid being laced, there are no anti-matter pods for us to target.”
The entire bridge shook as the Borg tried to lock a tractor beam onto Voyager, but Paris was well prepared for that tactic. The instant the tractor beam got any hold on Voyager’s shields, he would swing the ship around to another side of the cube, so that they would be out of range of the tractor projector.
“Captain, we have an incoming squad of fighters from the planet,” Kim reported. “They are engaging the cube.”
“I don’t know how much they can help,” Chakotay said. “Two hundred fighters against a cube?”
“All of the fighters have grouped around the far side of the cube, and are focusing their lacing efforts there,” Kim said.
“Mr. Paris, keep us opposite to those fighters. We don’t want to get in the way.”
Paris nodded his head, and Voyager backed away from the cube. After a moment, the cube moved to follow Voyager, deeming the fighters nothing to be overly concerned about. The Khamish ships struggled to keep up with the cube, and a few of them collided with the massive ship when it finally came to a sudden stop. Quite unexpectedly, neither Voyager nor the Borg fired at one another, causing a moment of great tension on the bridge of the Federation ship.
It was the Borg who broke the silence.
Voyager’s view-screen flipped to an ominously infinite view of the inside of the cube. The corridor extended as far as any could see, with nothing abnormal interrupting the almost hypnotic patter that the various walkways made. The all too familiar voice of the Collective boomed over the communicator.
“Surrender your vessel,” the voice boomed. “Further resistance is futile. Be assimilated or be destroyed.”
Janeway laughed. “We will not be assimilated.”
“Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated into the Collective or you will be destroyed. You have no other alternative.”
“You have lost ten ships in this battle, you have but three left. How is it that you can insist that we will be destroyed, when you are so close to your own defeat?” Janeway asked.
“The defective cubes are of no concern to us now. We endure. Your vessel escaped from us once before. It will now be Borg.”
As soon as the view-screen blinked back to the exterior view of the Borg cube, the entire ship tossed as if it were rammed. Janeway and Chakotay, both on their feet at the time, flew across the bridge. Janeway was stopped short by Paris, who was right in front of her. Chakotay flew over the console and collided with the view-screen with a loud crack.
“Report!” Janeway ordered as she got back on her feet.
“They used a repulsor beam,” Kim replied. “They hit the top of our shields hoping that it might cause our shields to fail, no doubt. They only succeeded in tipping the ship. Our shields are holding, no major damage.”
“Besides cracking my skull open,” Chakotay moaned and he pulled himself to his feet.
“Captain, the Borg are using the repulsor beam against the fighters,” Kim reported, with a tone of dismay in his voice.
“Any effect?”
“Well,” Kim began, “the fighters are a lot smaller than Voyager, so when one is hit it spins uncontrollably off course. But the fighters are close enough to the cube and spread out enough that they are having a hard time making any hits.”
Voyager tipped again as the cube tried another assault with the repulsor beam. This time the entire bridge crew was securely in their seats, so no one had any serious spills.
“See if you can take out that emitter,” Janeway ordered. “If we take enough shots from that thing, it might actually cause some serious damage.”
“Captain, we are getting a message from Tuvok,” Kim reported. “They have delivered the Borg to the surface and are requesting orders.”
“Tell them to get back to the planet,” Janeway shot back. “We don’t need that cube going after them.”
“It’s too late,” Chakotay interrupted. “There they go.”
The cube suddenly shot past Voyager, and headed straight for the unprotected shuttle that had just emerged from the planet’s atmosphere. The Heston turned as quickly as it could, but the cube overtook the shuttle too soon. It lashed out with a tractor beam and began to haul the shuttle in towards a small port that had opened up on the side of the cube. The shuttle fired back at the cube, trying to free the massive ship’s grasp, but the shuttle’s phasers were nothing more than a pinprick against the menacing cube.
“Beam them out of there, Mr. Kim!” Janeway shouted.
“I can’t, Captain,” Kim replied anxiously. “The shuttle is too close to the planetary disruption belt. There is too much interference.”
“Mr. Paris, get us within weapon’s range. We need to try and distract the cube.”
Voyager came about and dashed towards the cube, and fired a full barrage of torpedo and phaser shots as soon as it got into range. The cube would not release its hold on the helpless shuttle. The shuttle, at this point, had given up firing on the cube, and had turned away from it, straining its engines to their limit trying to break the hold of the Borg tractor beam.
A short distance from the scene of the battle, a small white fleck against the starry background of space quickly grew larger and took on the identifiable form of a Khamish Mothership. It raced past the confused jumble of fighters that had been left behind when the cube suddenly dashed towards the planet, and quickly approached the point of conflict.
“Captain, the Alpha Mother is on a collision course for the cube,” Kim reported.
“Are you certain?” Janeway asked. “Why would they sacrifice their ship like that?”
“Sensors indicate that there is a catastrophic failure within the Alpha Mother’s main drive,” Kim explained. “They can’t stop, nor can they power down.”
“They can’t eject their main drive?” Chakotay asked.
“Their ships aren’t equipped for that.”
“Paris, back us off, and keep a lock on that shuttle, Mr. Kim. They might not be able to get away in time.”
Voyager instantly began backing away from the cube. The Borg ship, who ignored their arrival, also ignored their departure. They were more concerned with the package that they had in their grasps right now- a Federation ship with computer records that would give the Collective valuable insight on the larger ship that was now retreating.
The cube also felt that the rapidly approaching Mothership was no threat. That ship was already heavily damaged by another cube, and would pose no threat. Its attack would be a futile gesture, and as soon as the Federation shuttle was aboard, the Khamish ship would be dealt with.
A second before the Alpha Mother collided with the cube, the Collective contemplated moving the ship out of the way.
The Mothership crashed into the cube as fast as it could muster with its damaged engine. The shock of the collision caused a massive shutdown of all of the communications relays aboard the cube, and the tractor beam shut down to conserve energy. The shuttle shot forward like a rubber band, skipping off of the atmosphere of the Borg planet, and spinning wildly out of control. Before the shuttle could collide with anything, it was transported aboard Voyager’s shuttlebay.
Voyager quickly turned and fled from the ensuing explosion, which grew so large that it momentarily blotted out the entire planet below from Voyager’s sensors. Voyager paused a moment to regroup with the remaining fighters before moving on towards the remaining cube.
—
What an odd defect!
This soldier, seemingly damaged beyond repair, attempted to assimilate itself in order to rejoin the Collective.
The Borg was stripped of all of its external hardware, not even the black outer garment designed to regulate a soldier’s body temperature remained.
But it was clear that this being had once been Borg, the pale skin, missing eye where more advanced optical components were added, scars all over the bald head, the signs were all there.
The defective soldier could not convey what had happened to it. It lost a vast majority of its memory capacity when the internal cranial storage units were removed. But it knew it was Borg, and the preliminary micro-implants had been set by the nanoprobes, allowing some communication with it.
A decision had to be made. Should they reassimilate the being, or destroy what appeared to be a worthless, defective component?
Curiosity got the better of the Collective. Perhaps once the soldier was re-integrated, they could help to revive the being’s biological memories inside of that primitive organic brain, and determine what had happened to it. The nearest, unoccupied soldier escorted the defective one to an assimilation facility.
Components were quickly attached and implanted into the revived soldier, and a permanent link was made with its mind. Once the final data transfer was made, the soldier was restored to normal operating status.
A short time later, the Collective experienced what would best be described as a dizzy spell.
Suddenly, orders were forgotten. Each of the major sub-sections of the planetary Collective branch requested a clarification of purpose simultaneously.
“What were we doing?” the Collective thought.
In response to the confusion, various Borg were given random tasks. A group of Borg were instructed to begin dismantling a repair bay. Another group was assigned to construct a massive debris-incinerator. Two groups were each instructed that the other was defective, and must be eliminated. An orderly brawl ensued.
Something wasn’t right. The planet-bound branch requested clarification of purpose from the central Collective body.
In human terms, this would be like the heart, after a lifetime of independent work, asking the brain how to beat.
The central Collective was shocked at the request. A minor neural probe confirmed what the Collective had feared, an invasive virus. One that had spread too far to be eradicated. There was only one remaining option, containment.
Unfortunately, that involved deeming an entire planet defective. However, the protection of the Collective was of utmost importance. As soon as that fact was considered, the link with Planet 0495 was severed.
Every Borg on the planet went into a frenzy. Defective! Each and every Borg was defective! Once the link to the Collective was cut, some Borg broke free of the hold that the weak planetary neural link provided. Some had to but look at themselves, and see what had been done to them by the Borg. They WERE Borg, and that was enough to drive them insane. Many killed themselves. Some lashed out violently against those still linked to the planetary network.
Some Borg lapsed into a regeneration cycle, for no good reason. Many self-destructed, the Planetary Collective finding scapegoats for the loss of contact with the rest of the Collective.
The liberated Borg began attacking structures, using anything that they could find to tear down buildings or destroy computer components. The planetary consciousness slowly began to lose hold of more and more individuals.
The entire planet erupted into a chaotic war.
Borg fighting Borg, soldiers randomly disintegrating, explosions raging across the planet. Some buildings were destroyed by the massive chunks of debris that fell from orbit, the result of the collision of the Khamish Mothership and the Borg attack cube. The destruction raining from the heavens only seemed to fit into the general chaos all the better.
A Klingon-Borg pulled a pole from the ground and began crushing the heads of a group of Borg that stood nearby, locked in a regeneration cycle.
An Orkhian-Borg grabbed a confused soldier with its long arms and tossed it into a wall.
A trio of loyal Borg drones charged into a rioting group, who were trying to tear down a repair bay. The building exploded, killing all of them.
In less than an hour after the initial introduction of the virus, the entire planet was converted into a fiery war-zone. Within a day, almost every trace of the Borg on Planet 0495 would be gone.
Star Trek, Voyager, and related properties are © Paramount Studio, and the author makes no claim towards them.
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May 21, 2008
On The Shelf This Week – 05.21.08

HIGHLIGHTS OF THE WEEK
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CASEY BLUE BEYOND TOMORROW #1 (OF 6), $2.99, 32 Pages, DC Comics
Written by B. Clay Moore; Art and Cover by Carlo Barberi and Drew Geraci
Average hot young (but not young looking) girl, leads a normal life, until she finally discovers she ultimately has a special, kick-butt purpose, and possibly powers to match. Seems like a pattern in comics these days – seen one of those titles, you have seen them all. On the surface, this appears to be another one of those. Of course, B. Clay Moore is writing, and though he doesn’t have a lot of titles under his belt, I can’t see something that stock coming out of the same mind as the one that created Hawaiian Dick. Checking out the solicits for future issues, this could potentially end up being a solid suspense mystery… so perhaps it is best not to judge Casey Blue too soon. Might be an ok one to sample.
DC SPECIAL CYBORG #1 (OF 5), $2.99, 32 Pages, DC Comics
Written by Mark Sable; Art by Ken Lashley and Jonathan Glapion; Cover by Lashley
After the horrible start the Raven mini series got, a lot of Titans fans might be eyeing this one warily. Of course, the major failing in the Raven series was the art – and while Ken Lashley hasn’t really done much yet to blow us away, he is much, much better than Damion Scott, if his limited work is any indication.
If anything, the Raven series managed to lower the bar for a DC Special title – so expectations aren’t quite as high for this one. This could be a blessing in disguise – if Cyborg ends up being a fun but average read, fans won’t be let down as much as if they were expecting something as strong as The Return of Donna Troy. Still worth giving a chance.
DC WILDSTORM DREAMWAR #2 (OF 6), $2.99, 32 Pages, DC Comics
Written by Keith Giffen; Art by Lee Garbett and Trevor Scott; Cover by Ivan Reis and Trevor Scott
Crossovers are usually very, very standard. Outside the rare bizarre one that really comes up with a unique idea (Witchblade/Wolverine comes to mind), usually they fit the standard pattern. Heroes from different universes meet – they have a miscommunication fight, resolve their differences, and stand together at the end for a common good. So far, that kind of seems like what we are getting here.
Of course, the characters from many different eras in the DCU kind of suggests that maybe they are going a different direction entirely with this one. With Final Crisis on the horizon, could this title be somehow connected? If it is, it had better be one heck of an ending to justify what might happen as a result…
FANTASTIC FOUR #557, $2.99, 32 Pages, Marvel Comics
Written by Mark Millar, Art by Bryan Hitch, Paul Neary, and Paul Mounts
Well, the good news is that this title is still on time. Granted, it is only the fourth issue into Millar and Hitch’s run, and it usually takes them a couple more issues to totally break their shipping schedule, but so far so good.
As to how well they have done on the title – that is kind of a mixed bag. For some strange reason, Millar is one of those polarizing writers who people either love or hate – regardless of what he does. His issues thus far haven’t been terrible – but again, they aren’t exactly original and not the best example of his work.
Rather than delve too deeply into critiquing, suffice to say – if you love Mark Millar’s work, you will love his Fantastic Four. If you liked one or two of his projects, but mostly hate the rest – you might want to give this book a pass this month. Of course, you really won’t know if you will like it unless you give it a shot…
FIREBREATHER SERIES #1, $2.99, 32 Pages, Image Comics
Written by Phil Hester, Art by Andy Kuhn
Image readers will no doubt recognize Firebreather, but for those who have only a passing interest in the line, Firebreather is a character who made his debut in a 4 issue mini at Image, and has since appeared only in another Firebreather one-shot, and the four issue The Pact mini series, which had him teaming with Invincible and Zephr Noble. The series creators are back for this ongoing series, which will be a good addition to the Image line-up. Image has had some success with characters in a “shared universe, particularly with Noble Causes and Invincible. Since the character held up so well in The Pact, there should be some genuine interest in this series from fans of both of those titles.
IRON MAN DIRECTOR OF SHIELD #29, $2.99, 32 Pages, Marvel Comics
Written by Stuart Moore, Art by Roberto De La Torre and Dean White
A new beginning for Iron Man – this issue, the old Iron Man book becomes Iron Man: Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. with a brand new creative writer. Naturally this is bad news for those who really enjoyed the work the Knauf’s were doing on this book. Of course, the artist looks to be the same – so the look will remain the same, but it does appear that this title will become the Iron Man B title in favor of Matt Fraction’s Invincible Iron Man.
Of course, Knauf fans need not worry too much, Stuart Moore is an outstanding writer, and has more than proved himself with his outstanding run on the most recent Firestorm ongoing. It is a shame to see such an acclaimed writing team go, but Moore is no slouch and should continue to tell good stories with Tony Stark. Don’t give up on this book yet.
SPOTLIGHT PICK OF THE WEEK
ULTIMATE X-MEN #94, $2.99, 32 Pages, Marvel Comics
Written by Aron Coleite, Art by Mark Brooks and Stephane Peru
A new creative team for Ultimate X-Men… hopefully Coleite is what this title needs. For a long time this book has been floundering, and repeated attempts at a new pen haven’t really fixed things. It has continued to be trapped in the same loop that plagued the regular X-books for a long time (too many mutants), a situation that was made worse by over-ultimitization… retelling and reintroducing Ultimate characters and stories rather than telling more original tales.
Aron Coleite is a relative comic newcomer, though through his work on Heroes, he did write several of the Heroes comic stories which appeared on NBC’s Heroes site (as well as being sold in graphic novel format), so he isn’t a total newcomer to comics. Fresh blood really is what this title needs – as well as a more hands-off approach from the editors for a time. Hopefully this title can finally bounce back and be strong once again. It is long overdue.
END LEAGUE #3 $2.99 Now: $2.59
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CASEY BLUE BEYOND TOMORROW #1 (OF 6) $2.99 Now: $2.69
DC SPECIAL CYBORG #1 (OF 5) $2.99 Now: $2.69
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