On The Shelf This Week - 02.13.08

HIGHLIGHTS OF THE WEEK
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BOOSTER GOLD #0, $2.99, 32 Pages, DC Comics
Written by Geoff Johns and Jeff Katz; Art and cover by Dan Jurgens and Norm Rapmund
The last time we have seen something like this was way back in the Deadpool team-Up issue that crossed over into Secret Wars II. This issue is the start of a brand new arc, that just happens to cross over into Zero Hour (hence the #0 numbering). If it weren’t for the Green Lantern titles, this would easily qualify as DC’s best book, which is a shock because no one expected a Booster Gold series to amount to anything. This is the beginning of a new arc, so it is a great time to try out the title. Especially for those of you who gave the first few issues a pass, and now regret that decision after all of the rave reviews.
FANTASTIC FOUR #554, $2.99, 32 Pages, Marvel Comics
Written by Mark Millar, Art by Bryan Hitch, Paul Neary, and Paul Mounts
Don’t let the marketing hype fool you - this is a huge risk on the part of Marvel.
Millar and Hitch are certainly a celebrated team - there can be no arguing that. But if you could pick one word to describe their run on the Ultimates, it would be “late.” Sure, Millar gets a lot of criticism for his style which often seems to consist of sensationalized moments wrapped in a bunch of padding, but the man clearly had some fans and sold issues, so there is little danger that his style would put people off Fantastic Four. This title, however, unlike the Ultimates, is a key part of the mainstream Marvel Universe. And with the current trend towards major events tying all the titles together, timeliness of A-List titles is an absolute must. But even with Marvel’s absolute promise that the entire second volume of the Ultimates would be worked on in advance and on time, it only took a couple of months for this team to slip back into chronic delays. And Marvel is making no such promises about timeliness here.
In no way does this mean that this run on Fantastic Four will be bad. In fact, it may well be quite entertaining. Only if you are planning on picking this up, history suggests that you shouldn’t expect more than 5 or 6 issues in the next year. Don’t say I didn’t warn you!
GREEN LANTERN CORPS #21, $2.99, 32 Pages, DC Comics
Written by Sterling Gates; Art and Cover by Nelson
Speaking of the Green Lantern titles, this might be your best opportunity to jump aboard this book in the near future. It is the start of a new story arc, though the way the stories are running together between arcs and between this title and the Green Lantern ongoing, sometimes a new arc isn’t the best place. But the Sinestro Corps has wrapped up, and last issue served as something as an epilogue to that outstanding event, so while we are still dealing with continuing themes this is still the start of something fresh and new.
It will be some work - there are unfamiliar characters in this series for those who haven’t been following it from the beginning, and it might take an issue or two to get up to speed, but the book really is worth the work involved. It is important to reward quality with your hard-earned dollars, and there isn’t much that is better under the DC banner.
JLA CLASSIFIED #52, $2.99, 32 Pages, DC Comics
Written by Roger Stern; Art by John Byrne and Mark Farmer; Covers by Joshua Middleton
I am really enjoying Middleton’s covers on this series. Not sure he would be a good fit for a Justice League ongoing, but it would be good to see him handle the art chores on a mini series of some kind.
The fact that this is the last arc of this title’s run is well known - but it is still nice to note that they are going out with such a bang. JLA Classified lost its way a long time ago, but reading this story makes you wonder how popular this series might have been had it been written properly the whole time. JLA Classified could never follow the formula that makes JSA Classified such a success, but they could do well by telling stories from classic league incarnations (instead of tales from the end of the Pre-Infinite Crisis league). Stern and Byrne are doing just that - telling a solid Silver-Age League story. A nice way to send this title off.
TINY TITANS #1, $2.25, 32 Pages, DC Comics
Written by Art Baltazar and Franco; Artwork and cover by Art Baltazar
Sidekick Elementary? OK, so the concept behind this title seems an awful lot like a Muppet Babies theme, but that doesn’t mean it won’t work. Of course, it is clearly targeted at the young reader, and using the Baby Teen Titans as a vehicle to introduce the DC Universe to a new generation of comic readers isn’t a bad way to go. It looks like the title will incorporate a blend of Titans from different eras, from Starfire to Miss Martian, which isn’t a bad idea either. Should be a fun, harmless little series that will be a great buy if you have children of your own.
X-FORCE #1, $2.99, 32 Pages, Marvel Comics
Written by Christopher Yost and Craig Kyle, Art by Clayton Crain
The joke has been made many times, but this probably is the closest we will ever actually come to having an X-team made up of five Wolverines. Not being a fan of the “clone” characters, for my part, it is nice to see them all lumped together in one title!
Still, they have their fans, especially those who like X-23, and with the recent shake-up in the X-Universe, this is the book to go if you are looking for her (since it doesn’t seem like she is a part of the Young X-Men series forthcoming). This team looks like it is going to be the JLA Elite of the mutant universe - a team brought in to handle the dirty jobs that the normal X-Men wouldn’t want to touch. Probably going to be a lot of action and a high body count, which does appeal to some readers. Worth sampling at the very least.
NOVA ANNUAL #1, $3.99, Marvel Comics
Written by Dan Abnett and Andy Lanning, Art by Wellington Alves Klebs Jr., Mahmud Asar, and Guru-EFX
Never thought I would see the day that Nova would not only be one of the most acclaimed titles in the Marvel line-up. Getting an Annual is just one more perk of that new status! This issue looks like it will tie into Annihilation: Conquest as well - not totally sure if there is anyone out there who is reading that event that isn’t also picking up Nova, but just in case - this is an issue to look out for.
There is little to be said about this title that already hasn’t been. It really is the best book Marvel has on the stands right now - bar none. If you aren’t buying it, now is as good a time as any to start.
BPRD 1946 #2 (OF 5) $2.99 Now: $2.69
BAT LASH #3 (OF 6) $2.99 Now: $2.59
BATMAN STRIKES #42 $2.25 Now: $1.99
BOOSTER GOLD #0 $2.99 Now: $2.69
COUNTDOWN TO FINAL CRISIS 11 $2.99 Now: $2.89
GEN 13 #17 $2.99 Now: $2.59
GOTHAM UNDERGROUND #5 (OF 9) $2.99 Now: $2.69
GREEN ARROW BLACK CANARY #5 $2.99 Now: $2.69
GREEN LANTERN CORPS #21 $2.99 Now: $2.69
JLA CLASSIFIED #52 $2.99 Now: $2.69
LEGION OF SUPER HEROES IN THE 31ST CENTURY #11 $2.25 Now: $1.99
SUPERMAN #673 $2.99 Now: $2.69
TINY TITANS #1 $2.25 Now: $1.99
WONDER WOMAN #17 $2.99 Now: $2.59
DEVIL’S DUE
GI JOE AMERICAS ELITE #32 $3.50 Now: $2.99
AMAZING SPIDER-GIRL #17 $2.99 Now: $2.59
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #550 $2.99 Now: $2.69
BLACK PANTHER #34 $2.99 Now: $2.69
CAPTAIN MARVEL #3 (OF 5) $2.99 Now: $2.69
CIVIL WAR CHRONICLES #8 $4.99 Now: $4.39
EXILES TP VOL 16 STARTING OVER $19.99 Now: $15.99
FANTASTIC FOUR #554 $2.99 Now: $2.59
FANTASTIC FOUR #554 BIANCHI VAR $14.99
FANTASTIC FOUR #554 SUYDAM SKRULL VAR $49.99
FANTASTIC FOUR LOST ADVENTURE $4.99 Now: $4.49
IRON MAN ENTER MANDARIN #5 (OF 6) $2.99 Now: $2.69
MARVEL ADVENTURES SPIDER-MAN #36 $2.99 Now: $2.59
NEW AVENGERS #38 $2.99 Now: $2.69
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SPIDER-MAN FAMILY #7 $4.99 Now: $4.49
WOLVERINE #62 $2.99 Now: $2.69
X-FACTOR #28 $2.99 Now: $2.69
X-FORCE #1 $2.99 Now: $2.25
STEVER GERBER DEAD
This isn’t exactly sudden, but it is sad nonetheless. After a battle with pulmonary fibrosis, Steve Gerber passed away this Sunday.
Gerber is one of those creators that left his mark on the industry in a very major way, but since the most notable character he helped create was Howard the Duck, a lot of newer comic fans might not know his name. For my part, though Howard the Duck is an outstanding character, my favorite Gerber creation is the more recent Hard Time, of the now defunct DC Focus line. Gerber’s bout with pulmonary fibrosis was well-known, so his death isn’t a total shock (his health was one of the major reasons the Doctor Fate ongoing never came to be), but it is tragic nonetheless.
Thanks for the great work Steve - you will be missed!
GOODBYE SEAN MCKEEVER, HELLO AGAIN TONY BEDARD
His run only lasted five issues, but Sean McKeever has bowed out of Birds of Prey, electing to spend his entire focus on Teen Titans. Tony Bedard, who helmed the issues between Gail Simone and Sean McKeever, will be returning to the book as the full-time writer, starting with May’s issue #118.
It is kind of a shame that McKeever wasn’t able to take this title where he wanted to, but in a way this is kind of a good thing. As a fan of McKeever’s work, it was a little scary seeing him go from a couple minor Marvel books to two DC title’s of this level of import. McKeever is the kind of writer that could do well on either title (moreso Teen Titans, as writing teenagers seems to be his strong suit), but it did seem like it was a lot for him to take on all at once.
Bedard did a solid job on the title in the interim, and he will no doubt do even better now that he is free to make his own long-term plans for the character. As for McKeever, well, this will allow him to spend more time on Teen Titans, which will make it that much better. So win-win!
NOTE: Opinions here may not reflect those of X-World Comics LLC or it’s staff and are solely the opinions of the writer.
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February 8, 2008
The Gamer’s Quagmire #60: Guinea Pigs Forcibly Booted From Raids
Everything you wanted to know about gaming, and less.
by Jamison DeLorenzo
The Information Age has been a blessing for so many reasons. We have the ability to pull almost any tidbit of information off of the Web at any given time. As this beast has everything between an online encyclopedia, forums for almost any topic you can name, books and tutorials for a broad variety of topics including underwater basket weaving, and insanely powerful search engines that any day now will be able to locate your TV remote before you do, there is almost no information you cannot find.

Almost any gamer would call this the Golden Age of multiplayer gaming experiences. It used to be that if you had a game that you loved playing with friends they needed to be around to have a good time. Now it’s almost easier just to find someone online to play with than someone who lives down the street. While I would love to comment on how online friendships can almost become more fulfilling than real ones (which speaks volumes to our current social issues), today’s topic is something that I fear as another symptom of our Internet freedoms grinding to a halt.
I first started to get nervous about how online gaming would be affected when rumors started swirling about in-game money being taxed because it had a real-world cash equivalent. To date fortune has not favored the tax-happy morons. Now Time Warner and Comcast, our top heavyweight prize fighters in the Nauseating Greed Division, are considering implementing a downloading cap for their ISP clients. A couple years ago this would make me upset solely because restrictions on any level were being placed on me simply because a gigantic corporation has found another way to nickel and dime people because… nobody’s going to stop them.
Today, this aggravates me a whole lot more. In what feels like eons ago, the Department of Justice nuked Microsoft with anti-trust bombs. Many people rejoiced. Software geeks cried tears of joy. Cans of Red Bull were sprayed as though they held champagne. After we saw that Microsoft could still lock in companies with ugly service contracts and Intel could keep punishing distributors that thought about choosing a different chip manufacturer I realized not a whole lot had changed. For a brief period of time I pondered wearing a Thomas Dewey campaign button to commemorate this realization.
What in the world does this have to do with gaming? This may be a painful journey, so bear with me. I promise we are almost there. I also promise you’ll at least appreciate my insight on the matter. If that just isn’t enough for you we can make a quick stop at Dairy Queen to soothe the senses.
In many areas across the country people are very restricted on their television and high-speed ISP choices. In my area, you either have Time Warner or you have nothing for TV. For the Internet I can either use Time Warner or cripple myself with a much slower DSL option. Many people are in the same boat, except they might be stuck with Comcast. What strikes me as strange is that almost nobody but consumers sees this as a problem. Now if I want high-speed Internet I need to limit the rate at which I download information off of the web.
Therefore, if you are someone who purchases media through iTunes, watches TV shows via various websites, or plays online games, you’re pretty much screwed. If you perform all of these functions, as I do, you may be royally screwed. The prospect of being booted from a raid in an online game because my monthly quota has been reached scares me more than enduring another cover of Ballroom Blitz. Anyone fearing this scenario is effectively forced into going for the unlimited bandwidth option from these de-facto monopolies, which is something I’m betting they are banking on (surreptitious pun supplied free of charge).
If you’re fortunate enough to be living in Texas right now you get to be the country’s Guinea Pigs. Don’t worry about getting TV episodes off of websites though- I’m sure Time Warner has a baked in exemption for the media it already owns. More could be said on this, but the main point is nigh obvious.
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If you’re reading this as I intended then you should be wondering why, in a country that lags behind over 20 other countries in the world in broadband Internet penetration, we are now going to a pricing scheme where you all of a sudden might have to pay through the nose to get an unlimited Internet connection. Maybe they’re simply trying to squeeze money out of people. Maybe they’re just trying to compete with the iTunes movie downloads. Maybe they are doing what they can to combat piracy. I don’t know if any of these reasons at all are going into this insane experiment but this move would seem counter-intuitive if we really are trying to provide the Internet to every American citizen. Knowing that mad scientists eventually get their comeuppance is almost allowing me to sleep peacefully at night.
In the broader scheme of things, however, my world view on this latest Internet tax has left me worried on what is going to happen with the Information Age. We are long past the point of becoming dependent on the Internet. Is there anything we can do if these dodgy price hikes are not met with enough hatred and disapproval? Is there anything we can do if every company decides to employ this strong-arm tactic? It took more than doubling the price of gasoline before we realized that every oil and gas company on the planet owns for at least another 20 years, so who’s to say that the ISP’s don’t wield this same sort of unwieldy power? Maybe fiber optic cables are the real world Soul Edge (for those of you unfamiliar with Soul Calibur, it’s about the same as the Ring of Power).
Or, maybe, I just need to take a chill pill and hope that the price hikes are not going to be that big of a deal. Maybe that trip to Dairy Queen wasn’t such a bad idea after all.
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February 7, 2008
Off the Cuff: Hulking Out
Every self-respecting comic book fan needs to know the essentials.
1. Why Marvel sucks
2. Why DC sucks
3. And how to get Banner to turn into the Hulk.
Now get out of here before you make me angry….
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Ti’Hat and the Vulcan: Chapter Three
Chapter Three
B’Elanna Torres blankly stared at the front view screen. Well into their second day of travel since they left Voyager, she and Tuvok were finally approaching their last nebula.
I should have never volunteered for this, thought Torres. She hated long shuttle trips, and having Tuvok along did not make the time pass any more quickly. She glanced casually at the dark-skinned Vulcan. He looked exactly the same as he did two days ago. While she was fatigued and maddened with boredom, he seemed as calm and relaxed as he always did. She closed her eyes to help control the angry surge of annoyance that built up inside of her. She wanted more than anything to reach over and break his-
Torres took a deep breath. That was happening too many times on this trip as it was. She needed to do something about her temper. We it Tuvok’s fault that she was half Klingon, and that half deeply resented being cooped up for so long in a shuttle? Where was the glory there? And her human half, just as antsy about getting out of the shuttle and back to the familiar surroundings of Engineering. Yes, she was certainly jealous of Tuvok’s perfect emotional control and endless patience. If only he wasn’t so stiff…
“Lt. Torres,” Tuvok calmly repeated. Torres snapped to attention. “I’m sorry Tuvok, what did you say?”
“We are about to come out of warp. Are you prepared to collect your samples for testing?”
“Yes, yes, one moment,” Torres’s hands scrambled over her terminal. Tuvok raised an eyebrow in passing interest of his crewmate’s recent inattentiveness, and returned to piloting the shuttle.
“We are now coming out of Warp,” he announced.
“Plowright Collectors are online. Ready to go, Tuvok.”
“I am commencing the harvesting pattern.”
Torres activated the makeshift gatherers that she managed to attach to the outside of the shuttle. She was thankful that is was Tuvok who would be piloting the shuttle, her duties now limited to making certain the Plowrights held together.
“Tests are all positive. We are all ready to go,” Torres reported.
“It will take approximately twelve point six hours for the collection process to be completed,” Tuvok reported. “I suggest you take this opportunity to rest,” he said, noticing the lines of fatigue on her face.
Torres glared angrily at Tuvok, resentful at the suggestion. Then she realized that she was tired, and calmed herself. “I suppose you are right, Tuvok.” She stood up. “I guess I could do with a couple of hours of sleep.”
Tuvok nodded, and returned his attention to the terminal. Janeway could have sent Tom, Torres thought to herself. But we wouldn’t want to make this mission too much fun.
The shuttle suddenly bucked violently, sending Torres flying into a bulkhead. Tuvok was jarred in his seat, but he quickly recovered and checked the sensors. Torres sat up, a bit bewildered by the flashing Red Alert lights, and wiped the blood off of her ridged forehead before it ran into her eyes.
“What the hell was that Tuvok?”
“Unknown. Sensors are inoperative due to interference from the nebula.” The shuttle bucked again, this time less violently.
“Impact off of the port bow,” reported Tuvok. “it appears to be an energy weapon.”
Torres was fuming, and angrily sat down. “Who would fire at us?”
“Unknown,” Tuvok replied.
Torres wiped a splotch of blood off of the terminal in front of her, and hurried to work.
“I can’t compensate for the nebula’s interference of our sensors,” Torres reported, perhaps a little louder than necessary. “We need to leave the nebula.”
“We will exit the far side of the nebula in one point three minutes.”
The shuttle bucked again. “That’s not fast enough!” roared Torres. “Shields are down to twenty seven percent!”
“One minute until we have cleared the nebula,” Tuvok calmly replied. “Initiating evasive pattern gamma.”
“Can we go to warp?” Torres demanded.
“That would be inadvisable while inside of the nebula.”
Torres growled. The shuttle bucked yet again, and sparks flew from the ceiling.
“Shields are down! Warp drive is inoperative!” Torres reported.
“Launching automatic distress beacon,” said Tuvok. “We are losing velocity.”
The shuttle shuddered, and began to rapidly decelerate.
“We are caught in a tractor beam!” Torres exclaimed. “I’m firing phasers, but I can’t get a lock on anything out there.”
“Phasers were ineffective. Tractor beam still at full intensity.”
The shuttle rumbled loudly. Sparks flew from various consoles around the shuttle. The lights flickered on and off.
“Damn! Inertial dampeners offline,” reported Torres.
“We are exiting the nebula,” Tuvok finally said.
As soon as the shuttle left the cloak of the nebula, the unknown enemy ceased fire. The shuttle was brought to a standstill. Inside, Torres and Tuvok remained silent, while scrambling to get some of the damaged systems online. Unexpectedly, the silence was broken by the enemy.
“Incoming message Tuvok, its from whoever is out there!”
“On speaker.”
A familiar monotonous voice filled the cabin.
“You are not Bint’Ari. State your nature.”
“Tuvok,” Torres quietly said, that-”
“This is Lt. Tuvok, of the Federation Starship Voyager. We are on a peaceful mission. Why have you attacked out vessel?”
“Your mission is irrelevant. You too will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.” the transmission ended.
“As I suspected. The Borg have a very distinct attack pattern,” Tuvok calmly said. “Status?”
The front view screen lit up on cue, showing a small Borg cube through the static.
“I’ve got shields up to thirteen percent, and maybe a couple of phaser shots. But against the Borg-”
“It is only a scout cube, no doubt looking for these Bint’Ari. What is the status of propulsion?”
“Warp drive is still down. Impulse is at eighty five percent,” Torres continued entering figures into her console. “We can move, that is, if we can get out of this tractor beam.”
“Tune the starboard phaser emitter to a random frequency in the upper EM band. Tune the other emitter to an inverse of that frequency.”
“One moment,” Torres hurriedly carried out the order. “Got it.”
“Target their tractor emitter, and randomly alternate fire between the two phasers.”
“No effect!”
“Remodulate the frequencies within the same guidelines and continue fire.”
The shuttle bucked under the barrage of the return fire. Sparks again flew from various systems inside of the shuttle.
“We just lost Life Support, Tuvok.”
The shuttle then surged forward, as part of the scout cube exploded. The tractor beam turned off, and Tuvok piloted past the cube.
“We can’t get too far Tuvok, that cube is a lot faster than we are. Where are we going to go?”
“I am piloting us back into the nebula.”
“What?” Torres almost leap to her feet, but her strong grip on the arms of her chair kept her in place. “So we can be totally defenseless against them?”
“The Borg have demonstrated similar sensor capabilities to standard Federation scanners. The nebula should conceal us,” Tuvok explained. “We are now inside of the nebula.”
“Tuvok, they found us in the first place, while we were inside of the nebula! What is to stop them from finding us again?” Torres found it difficult to keep herself from ripping the arms off of her chair.
“All stop. Powering down all systems.”
“Tuvok!” Torres leapt to her feet. Tuvok turned his chair to face her.
“The Plowright Collectors caused considerable eddy currents within the nebula. The Borg detected these currents, and determined that they were not natural. They assumed that we were one of these Bint’Ari ships they were looking for, and moved to attack.”
Torres relaxed a bit. “So, why have we powered down?”
Tuvok hesitated. “I was allowing for the possibility that I underestimated the Borg’s sensor capabilities.”
Torres smiled. “Afraid you might have screwed up, huh?”
“That is unlikely,” replied Tuvok, unshaken. “I was merely allowing for an error factor with the given data.”
“Oh, of course,” Torres chucked, as she eased back into her seat. “we appear to be safe for now, but we can only last without life support for a short time. How do we know when, or if, they have gone away?”
“We do not appear to be their primary objective,” explained Tuvok. “Their behavior suggests that they are hunting these Bint’Ari. Logic suggests that if they are unable to locate us within a given amount of time, they will continue with their primary mission.”
“I wonder who these Bint’Ari are.”
“Undoubtedly, they are a race that the Borg are currently endeavoring to assimilate.”
Torres considered the implications of what Tuvok had said. Assimilated? An entire species, victims of the Borg. She felt the all too familiar conflict emerge within her again. One part of her was thirsty for vengeance, wanted to go out and personally end each of the lives of the honorless Borg, vengeance for a fallen race. The human half, as it always did, tempered the flare of emotion, and that internal voice of reason usually won out.
“Well, I suppose while we are waiting, we should try and get some of these systems back up,” she suggested. “But we won’t be able to use the warp drive until we can repair the nacelles. And, since we don’t have any environmental suits onboard, we are going to have to land the shuttle to do that.”
“Before we entered the nebula, sensors detected a small M-class planet surrounding a nearby star,” said Tuvok. “Perhaps we will be able to land there, and effect repairs.”
“That should do. We can land, repair the nacelles, and only be a few hours late for our rendezvous with Voyager.”
Tuvok nodded in agreement. “We will power up systems again in two hours. The Borg should have resumed their search for Bint’Ari ships by then.
Torres began repairs to the sensors, trying not to think about the fact that they were using the Bint’Ari as a distraction for the Borg, while they tried to escape.
“The large cube has left, sir,” Yipu reported. “There still seemed to be two or three smaller cubes, which are hunting down out ships in the nebula. There is no way of knowing how successful their efforts are.”
Good news and bad news. To Ira, it seemed that there hasn’t been too much of the former at all in the last several cycles. Finally he had come to his own secure command center in Xenin, after seeing Yavitz to hers in Pinch’Ece. Yipu, of course, had accompanied him, to coordinate the Guards resistance to the Borg. So far, that resistance was laughable.
The Borg had already taken almost all of the Pianit’Uchi Providence, and half of Sympek. With the use of blades rather than chargers, Guard units had managed to kill a significant number of Borg, but it seemed as if there were endless numbers of them. Kill a hundred, and a hundred and fifty would appear in their stead. And the reports of Bint’Ari becoming Borg was unbelievable. How could his own people join with such an enemy? There hadn’t been any serious protests against the government in many seasons.
“How is the evacuation of the cities going?” Ira asked.
“Well,” Yipu nervously answered, “not too well. Before we could get word to Aoex, the Borg took it. We lost five hundred fliers there. The Borg have began their invasion of the Banik’Uma Providence at the base in Hopach’an, and a hundred fliers escaped to Oja island. The base on Mali’Chor was taken before we realized that a full scale invasion had begun.”
“How is it,” began Ira, “That in under a day, the Borg have managed to take almost half of our world?”
“Their technology is a factor,” responded Yipu. “The fact that we can’t shoot them has been a tremendous advantage. Since we have to fight them hand-to-hand, assimilation are common. When we lose one man, the Borg gain one. Their teleportation is an advantage as well. We have units willing a battle one minute, then to be overwhelmed the next by a hundred Borg suddenly appearing within their ranks. Ever since the Borg cube left though, I have heard reports that both the assimilation and the teleporting of the Borg have ceased.”
“Perhaps we killed too many of them,” suggested Ira. “Maybe they are fleeing.”
“Maybe they are getting re-enforcements.”
“Nothing like positive thinking, Yipu.”
“I am simply trying to prepare for the worst, sir.”
“As it is your job to,” Ira sighed. “Re-enforcements aside, can we handle the Borg that are already here?”
“I’d say we have a good chance, based on the reports,” explained Yipu. “Several resistance groups have formed among the civilians. These groups should be harder for the Borg to fight, because they tend to use a more guerilla style of attack.”
“If guerilla warfare is so much harder to combat, why aren’t our Guard units utilizing the same method?”
“I said they were harder to fight, but they aren’t enjoying any more success. They score a quick couple of kills, then they are forced to retreat because they are overwhelmed by the Borg. But, they are helpful. The more groups that are fighting the Borg the better. If we can put the Borg on the defensive, we may have a chance of winning.”
“Well, it sounds somewhat promising. Let’s just hope these Borg don’t throw any more surprises our way.”
“Agreed, sir.” Yipu made a hasty departure from Ira’s makeshift office. Certainly the Minister of he Guard had more important things to do than shoot the breeze with his boss. It made Ira feel more confident that Yipu had not fallen to pieces over this whole invasion. That meant that there was still some hope that the Borg could be beaten. He just wasn’t certain how.
To think, a week ago, Ira thought that this was perhaps one of the best times in all of history to be alive.
Hopeless, thought Harry Kim, as he sat staring out the front of the shuttlecraft. He would, every now and again, take a quick glance at Seven, who was seated next to him. She sat, almost unaware of his presence, at the helm of the Hesoid. Harry had tried several times to start a conversation, but to no avail. Small-talk served no purpose for her, so it was pointless to try and engage her in it.
She was like a rock, a mountain. So unattainable that it made him want her even more. Why someone as shy as he was always was after the women so far out of reach was beyond him.
“Ensign,”
Seven’s call snapped him out of his unproductive woolgathering.
“Seven! Yes,” Harry stuttered.
“I suggest that you pick up your scans in this area,” Seven said. “This area was targeted for assimilation by the Borg, though it had not been completed at the time of my separation from the Collective.”
“You didn’t feel the need to mention this before?” Harry exclaimed. “We could be walking right into a nest of Borg activity and you didn’t say anything about it to the Captain?”
“Most of this region had been targeted by the Borg for quite sometime now, Ensign,” Seven replied. “The Captain knows this. It would be futile to point out to her every area that there might be a Borg presence, because every area we have yet passed through has a high probability of Borg activity.”
“If you say so,” said Harry.
Again, Seven lapsed into her focused efficiency.
As she worked, a strange feeling came over her. She paused her work, and remained motionless for some time.
“Seven?” Harry asked gently, placing his hand on her arm. She snapped her head around, and glared at him intensely.
“Are you okay?” he asked.
“I am not certain,” Seven replied.
“What’s wrong?” Harry asked.
“I do not know,” she replied, hesitantly. “I can feel them.”
“Who?”
Seven didn’t reply, but Harry didn’t really need an answer. There could be only one “them.”
Harry’s hands flew over his sensor console. “I thought that the Doctor disconnected the implants that allowed them to make contact with you. I’m not detecting any ships on long range scanners, but the readings may be disrupted by the nebula. Are you certain it is the Borg?”
“I do not know. It is like nothing I have ever felt before. A memory of what the Collective sounds like, only more intense.”
An alarm sounded, and Harry directed his attention to the sensor readout.
“Borg scout cube closing on an intercept course! I’m taking us into the nebula,” Harry cried. He turned towards Seven of Nine, who’s attention was locked on the view screen. “Seven?” prodded Harry, after he inputted the course change.
Her face remained fixed on the screen in front of her. Her face became more intense, an almost snarling expression crept over her. She felt a strong desire to return-
This was the chance she had been waiting months for. She could go back to the Borg. She would no longer be ‘one.’ She accessed the shuttle’s helm from her console, and changed the course of the shuttle so that it would intercept the scout.
“Seven, what are you doing?” Harry demanded, as he struggled to regain control of the shuttle.
“Resistance is futile!” she snarled. Her arm lashed out and struck Harry square in the jaw. He fell back, out of his chair, and spilled on the floor. He leapt back to his feet as Seven bore down upon him.
“Seven!” Harry cried as he dodged another of her blows. A rage filled Seven of Nine. One lonely human would not stand in her way of her return to the Collective.
Suddenly she was afraid. She could not explain it, but something was holding her back. She could not kill Ensign Kim, the only obstacle in her rejoining the Collective.
Seven of Nine stumbled forward, and fell to her knees. She began to mumble to herself. Harry inched towards her, and tried to help her to her feet.
She shoved him aside and made her way towards the helm of the shuttle. Harry watched in awe as her hands moved faster than he had ever them seen before.
The scout approached rapidly, only slowing at the last minute to come to a halt in front of the Hesoid. It attempted to grab the shuttle with a tractor beam, but it was easily deflected by the shuttle’s shields. The small shuttle lashed out, whipping around the cube and firing full phasers along one side of the scout.
The scout returned fire, but its disrupter shots bounced harmlessly off of the shuttle’s shields. The shuttle continued fire, and soon the small cube exploded. Seven then slumped, exhausted, atop her console.
Harry was stunned. He never thought he would be able to flee from the scout, let alone destroy it with the limited punch that the small shuttlecraft packed. He went to check on Seven, and found her unconscious. He carried her to the rear of the shuttle, and set to work undoing all of the modifications she made to the ship’s systems. Less than an hour later, the shuttle was heading back towards Voyager.
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February 5, 2008
Super Tuesday
It’s primary day here in California - so I figured I would share my votes. Maybe stir some discussion! Of course, I am a registered Libertarian, so I don’t get to vote for Republican or Democrat candidates. Unlike some - this doesn’t bother me - people who belong to those parties should get to choose for themselves who they will run in the general election. So I get to choose from the crop of 11 Libertarian candidates.
All I have to say is - what the hell is wrong with the Libertarian Party? Almost every single one of them had the same Ron Paul irrational obsession with immediate Iraq withdrawal. To me, the Libertarian Party always stood for intelligence, and doing what really makes sense for the country. Even if you hate the Iraq War, you have to see that nothing good would come from an immediate troop withdrawal.
So, I am casting my vote for Wayne Root. I pretty well agree with him on all the issues, save the environmental one. It seems like he is buying the man-made theory, but doesn’t buy the theory that it is as drastic as the alarmists claim. I can live with that. In four more years, I am sure the truth will be a bit more clear - so as long as someone is in office who will hold the line there, then all should be good.
California Propositions!
This is one of my favorite parts of California’s electoral system, the initiative system. Even though people in general will buy a lot of bullcrap, when something majorly wrong hits the ballot, they usually come through with the right vote. So unless you are in California, this might not interest you. Not to many here.
Prop 91 monkeys around with the way gas tax funds can be borrowed and put in the General Fund, and extends the repayment of those funds for another year. It looks “tough” - but in reality it gives a little more leeway for the government to hold on to that money, and not use it on the roads. So that is, of course, a No. Unless it is a real solid improvement, better to say no to things like this, to avoid any loopholes that the language of the Proposition sneaks in.
Prop 92 changes the way tax dollars are used for Community Colleges and schools primarily by setting minimum funding levels. No, no, no… part of the reason this state is in the debt it is comes from the minimum funding levels for education. We are spending more on education than ever before - and our schools are worse than ever before. Did anyone stop to think throwing money at it isn’t the solution? School systems are overburdened with expensive administration and bureaucracy. The answer isn’t to throw more money at it, the answer is to reform how schools are administered. This does nothing but add another layer of bureaucracy and a minimum spending requirement. The opposite of what we need.
Prop 93 is a term limits bill that pretends to reduce term limits for state officials. Cleverly, though, it is written in such a way that it almost doubles the term lengths of some of the worst offenders in the State Assembly and Senate. The current crop of Assemblymen and Senators are the reason the state is in as bad of shape as it is now - why would we want to extend their terms? A HUGE No.
Props 94-97 are Indian gaming agreements, allowing four tribes to operate more slot machines in their casinos, in exchange for more funds going to the state’s coffers. The only argument against these Props I have heard is that it doesn’t benefit the tribes without the casinos. Maybe this is cold - but why should one tribe be obligated to provide for another? If conditions are so bad on those reservations, it seems they have a couple of options - move off the reservation and integrate into normal society (like the rest of normal Americans), or open casinos and generate their own revenue.
I don’t see why gambling should be illegal anyway - so I am naturally in favor of any proposition that is going to give a little more freedom to a casino to operate. As to the tribes that are getting “short changed” - they aren’t entitled to spoils from the success of other tribes. I don’t support the redistribution of wealth in any other case, why would I here? Yes x4.
I may not get a vote, but of the other two presidential primaries, I do have those who I am rooting for. On the Republican side, Mitt Romney should take it. Of the three, he is the most qualified to run the nation, and has the best record on Conservative issues that matter.
On the Democrat side, Barack Obama seems to be the ideal choice. The last thing the Democrats need is another Clinton term. For 8 years their entire party have been devoid of ideas, instead relying on Bush hatred to carry the day. That momentum won them the Congress, but one look at the ineffectual bunch of boobs in there show you what that kind of thinking got - the only thing they can do well is bash George Bush, and that has earned them even lower approval numbers than the man they so despise. Democrats need something to vote for, not against. I don’t agree with much of Obama has to say, but at least he has ideas - and seems to do what he says he will.
Looking forward to seeing the results of today’s polling - if you can vote today, do so!
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