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February 28, 2008

Off the Cuff: Papercraft

Filed under: Off the Cuff — Tags: , , , , — Eric Barrett @ 10:26 am

Companion CubeI don’t really know much about Papercraft.  I guess it’s like an advanced form of Origami.  Or perhaps its an ancient secret passed on by Martians.  At any rate, some of the results are amazing.  And of course they are all well outside of my technical abilities.   portal turret

But a funny thing happened as I began to look for more examples of papercraft on the internet.  I discovered that there was a serious lack of any comic book related papercraft.

 Why?

Is it because this is a more traditional Japanese past time?  Is it because comic book fans don’t care?  Or is it all part of that Martian ritual?  If we learned anything from cartoons and science fiction, it’s that you can’t trust a Marian (except, of course, J’onn J’onzz). 

The closest I could come to finding a good comic book papercraft was this IronMan.  Which is an excellent example.  But I want more!  I want to see some clever papercraft involving Batman or Doc Ock. 

I want to see a paper Spider-Man swinging his way through NYC. 

Is this really too much to ask?

In the meantime I will have to sit back knowing that anime fans are way ahead of comic book fans. 

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Ti’Hat and the Vulcan: Chapter Six

Filed under: Fiction — Craig Reade @ 12:01 am

voyager.jpgChapter Six

It took some time for Torres and Tuvok to be accepted by the band of Bint’Ari partisans. For the most part, the only person who really spoke to them was Jaskin’Oro. He also arranged to have their shuttle brought much closer to the camp, so that the two could repair it without fear of Borg patrols finding them.

“You are on the island of Praetor, in the Irabek Providence,” Oro explained. “Most of the resistance groups have gathered on the islands of Irabek, as Borg activity is less frequent here.”

“What about the mainland?” Tuvok asked.

“It was hit hard in the initial attack,” explained Oro. “Two of the three continental providence are completely overrun, the third close to being totally conquered. We have managed to contact several resistance groups on the mainland. They say that the tide is turning, now that the cube is gone.”

“No more re-enforcements,” concluded Torres, who was mainly focused on the port nacelle of the shuttle.

“Right,” Oro replied. “There is a plan in the works. It seems that the Borg have concentrated their numbers around Topachan, the capitol.”

“That would be logical,” said Tuvok. “The Borg would require an area with a large amount of high-tech equipment available to form a separate, planetary hive.”

“Which would mean,” added Torres, “That the Borg may not need a cube in orbit to finish assimilating the planet.”

Oro looked horrified. “That changes everything!”

“Didn’t you say you were planning to liberate the the capitol?” asked Torres.

“I said that we were preparing for it, but we thought that we had more time!” Oro sighed, and sat down. “You see, when our people are mated, they share a very strong telepathic bond. A person cannot hide anything from their bond-mates, nor can their mate’s thoughts be totally ignored. This has been the way of my people for hundreds of seasons.

“When the Borg came, for the first time in our history, bonding became a problem. When one member of a bonded couple became assimilated, the link did not break. Though technically the assimilated person no longer existed, their thoughts as Borg were still shard with those of their bond-mates.

“The Borg mind is said to be overwhelming. The person who’s mate has been assimilated is often driven mad by the power of the Borg voice in their minds.” Oro looked down. “My own mother was assimilated. My father is now nothing more than a broken shell.”

“Wouldn’t the Borg use people like your father to sabotage your resistance?” Torres asked.

“No one can control the actions of their bond-mate. The link is not strong enough. No matter how strong the Borg mind is, it can’t force people like my father to do anything. They do make use of their knowledge, though. We are careful not to discuss ideas in front of those people. We even blindfold them so they cannot see where we are going.

“But the assimilation had stopped. We assumed it was because the cube had left, and we were winning the war. Now you say that the Borg will soon be able to assimilate people even though the cube isn’t here. This changes everything.” Oro stood up. “For every one Bint’Ari that is assimilated, another is destroyed from the inside. We can’t absorb any more of these losses – the Bog must be stopped before they start assimilating again. Please excuse me,” he said, as he hurried off towards the camp.

Torres waited for Oro to be out of sight, then spoke. “We have to help them, Tuvok.”

“We cannot help them, Lieutenant,” Tuvok replied. “The Prime Directive-”

“To Hell with the Prime Directive!” Torres shouted back. “These people are losing their world, and they are still doing everything they can to help us.” She calmed a bit before she continued. “Besides, we can’t get off this planet without Voyager’s help. The shuttle can’t outrun or outfight those Borg scouts. We can’t send a distress signal, or the Borg will know exactly where we are. And since we are over two days late for our rendez-vous with Voyager, there is a good chance that Bint’Ari is going to be our new home. And given that, I would rather not see it assimilated. I don’t particularly feel like being a Borg drone today.”

“A valid point, Lieutenant, but-”

“But nothing, Tuvok!” Torres roared. “I see no other alternative. Do what you like, but I am going to do whatever I can to help these people.” She walked into the shuttle, ending the dispute.

Illogical, Tuvok thought to himself.



Paris roamed around sickbay while the Doctor was taking the blood sample from Harry. Tom walked up and looked over the shoulder of the Doctor’s double, who was looking at a readout of the results of a previous test. Tom started poking the hologram with his finger, trying to distract it.

“Please stop that, Mr. Paris,” the Doctor demanded from across sickbay, without even looking up.

Tom smiled, and poked one last time out of spite. His finger never touched anything solid.

Tom looked down. His arm was well inside of the Doctor’s double, who was absentmindedly continuing through the reports.

“Did you do that, Doctor?” Tom cautiously asked.

“Do what?” the Doctor replied, unable to keep the irritation from his voice. He looked up from his tricorder and his jaw dropped.

“Something is wrong,” the Doctor said, as he hurried over to the holographic control console.

The Doctor’s double began to flicker, and Tom instinctively pulled his arm away from the hologram.

“What’s going on?” Harry asked.

“The holographic computer core must have been damaged during the fight with the cube,” the Doctor hurriedly replied. “The diagnostic must have missed it. The doppelganger is losing integrity.”

Harry hopped off the medical table and walked up to the console opposite the Doctor’s, and accessed the Doctor’s program.

“Doctor, your entire matrix is destabilizing!”

Before Harry finished the sentence, the Doctor himself began to flash, and both holograms suddenly disappeared. The Doctor’s holo-emitter dropped to the ground.

“What happened?” Tom asked, coming up behind Harry.

“I’m not certain. His program seems okay, but B’Elanna would be able to tell for certain if there was anything wrong,” Harry replied. Seeing the frown on his friend’s face, he quickly added, “I’m sure she’s all right, Tom.”

Tom flashed a quick smile at Harry. “Well, I suppose we should re-activate his program, to make certain he is okay.”

Harry ordered the computer to activate the EMH, and a confused looking Doctor appeared, standing above his fallen holoemitter.

“Please state the nature,” he automatically said. Annoyed, he bent down, picked up the emitter, and inputted the instructions transferring his matrix to the emitter. He then set the emitter on the side of his arm, and there it stuck.

“Please state the nature,” echoed from across sickbay. Harry, Tom, and the Doctor all exchanged shocked looks as another copy of the Doctor walked out of the Doctor’s office.

“Please state the nature.”

“Please state the nature.”

“Please state the nature.”

“Please state the nature.”

Four more holograms bearing a striking resemblance to the Doctor appeared all around sickbay.

“Harry?” Tom asked, his eyes not moving from the Doctors, all looking at the others with an air of hostility.

“I don’t really know, Tom,” Harry replied. “His program, following instructions from his most recent update, copied itself. I managed to isolate the parts of the program that were causing the duplicates and shutting it down.”

“I guess we should delete all of these other Doctor’s,” Tom said. “One is enough!”

“I agree!” Doctor #3 interrupted. “Delete all of these crude copies. I won’t be able to work with all of these distractions.”

“Oh no you don’t,” Doctor #5 replied. “I have no intention of being deleted.”

“Delete yourself, you degenerate imitation,” Doctor #1 added. “And that goes for the rest of you!”

The five copied Doctors continued bickering. The Doctor wearing the holo-emitter simply smiled, watching Harry expectantly.

“Aren’t you going to delete them?” The Doctor asked.

“I don’t know,” Harry replied.

“What do you mean?” The Doctor asked. “They’ll destroy my sickbay! Delete them, immediately!”

Thus, The Doctor was sucked into the argument. The six Doctors each argued that they were the original, and the others were just simple copies.

“What do we do, Tom?” Harry asked.

“I don’t have a clue,” Tom replied. “Maybe we should ask the Captain.”

Tom and Harry quietly snuck out of sickbay, leaving the Doctors to their dispute.



Ira longed for the days before unification. Then there was a military to fight with! With no enemies, the armies fading into what was today the Guard, more of a police force than a military. What he wouldn’t give to see a Borg flattened by an Ari’taga! But those haven’t been around for at least fifty seasons, except for the ones in museums. It was very doubtful that anyone could get those to work again.

Yipu was giving another of his status reports, outlining various defense strategies that were being employed and defining the Borg occupied areas. As he looked at the reports and maps, Ira could not help the feeling of helplessness that overwhelmed him. All while Yipu seemed so calm, almost enjoying the conflict.

But that was the kind of person a Guard tended to be. While most people had bond-mates and children to worry about, Guards only lived for their jobs. Long ago, when there was war of Bint’Ari, members of the armed forces were forbidden to be bound. It was a good law, for what soldier could fight effectively with their other constantly cautioning them, complaining, or otherwise distracting them?

In exchange, members of the military were granted citizenship, a privilege reserved previously only to those who were bound. As a result, raphites, or homosexuals, joined the military em-masse in order to gain citizenship. There was no particular hatred for raphites, it was just impossible for someone to be bound to a member of the same sex. The similarities in neural structure almost always caused permanent retardation. And, since one normally must be bound to become a citizen, the military became the only way that raphites could achieve that status.

A few argued against raphites in the military, claiming that they would develop relationships with other members of their companies, and become less effective fighters due to too much concern for their lovers. These few were often laughed off of debate floors. After all, a person would undoubtably fight with more passion if he felt his lover was threatened. And if that same person saw his lover killed? Certainly a rage would result that would not be very beneficial to the enemy. Vengeance is a powerfully motivating emotion.

Even though the military was now nonexistent, the old customs still held true with the Guard. An organization in which the non-bound could become citizens was essential, especially for the raphites. If that were taken away, there was no imagining the unrest it would cause.

Ira envied the Guard, Yipu in particular. Ira lived in mortal terror everyday now. Not only in fear of his own assimilation, but also that of his other. He had seen the madness it caused when an other was assimilated, and certainly did not want for him or his other to experience that first hand. He had seen hundreds of afflicted since the invasion began, and he would almost rather die than to see any more.

“Sir,” Yipu interrupted. “Usum, what do you think?”

“Just fine, Yipu. I have the utmost confidence in you.”

Truth be told, Ira hadn’t heard a word Yipu had said. It wasn’t like it would have made much of a difference. He was a politician, not a general. Yipu was more capable of leading his people to victory over the Borg than he was. Ira wished for the day that a statue of Yipu would be erected in the Court a Legends. That would be a day of victory over the Borg.

Yipu bowed politely and hurried out of the First Citizen’s office. Ira looked forlornly at the map in front of him. More than three-quarters of the mainland was blue, indicating occupation by the Borg. He was surprised to note that only one of the hundreds of surrounding islands that made up the Irabek Providence were blue, that being the capitol, Mali’chor. Not that the war effort could benefit from a few free islands, but it pleased him that some of his people were still safe, for the time being.

Three days ago, most Bint’Ari felt alone in the universe. There was no definite proof of alien intelligence at all. Now his people were paying dearly for their ignorance.

A rumor was circulating that interested Ira, though. Many people were saying that there were two aliens, not Borg, on Praetor Island, who were helping the local resistance group fight the Borg. It was said that their civilization had defeated the Borg in the past. But they were only two people. How much could they possibly help?

It did provide Ira with some comfort. He would know that there were moral races in the universe, not just ambitious races bent on the total destruction of all other civilizations. It was bad luck that would lead to the end of the Bint’Ari, not a moral fault that they possessed.

Ira stared at the reports in front of him and silently prayed to Air, the Father, that death would not come too soon.



“These,” said the Queen, with a touch of adoration in her voice, “are the drones. “I know they are not much to look at, but they are very dear to us, stupid beasts.”

The drones were about half as tall as the Queen, and certainly less spectacular. Matted, brown fur covered their bodies, and their eyes seemed quite dull compared to the amazingly complex eyes of the Queen. Most of the drones were sleeping, but some were awake, and engaged in the sorts of things they must have thought were productive. Some where wresting, while others were throwing anything that they could lift. A few of them approached the visiting group, curious about the alien creatures. One stood right in front of Natasha, who was uncertain whether she should treat it like an animal of like a peer.

“Go ahead!” the Queen pushed. “Pet him! They really are quite lovable.”

Natasha reached out, nervously, and stroked the drone’s furry head. The drone responded by placing his hand on top of hers, then bounding away happily. Natasha chuckled in amazement.

“I find it interesting,” Janeway noted, “that one moment you speak of your drones with contempt, and the next with adoration.”

The Queen made a noise best interpreted as a laugh. “Our people hold the drones in very high regard. Quite frankly, we can’t exist without them. But, we are also realistic. They are, after all, terribly simplistic, stupid creatures. They can only fertilize eggs. We can’t use them in any meaningful work. So we spend a great deal of money caring for nearly useless, but essential creatures. That can be quite aggravating.” She put her hand on the head of a nearby drone, then shooed it away.

“Through that tunnel is the fertilization chamber,” the Queen explained. “No one may go there except for the nurses. We try to keep procreation from being a spectator sport.” The Queen laughed again, and turned towards the exit. “Come now, let us go to the reception hall. All should be in order now.”

Janeway took one last look at the drones, and quite surprisingly thought of Paris. Laughing the thought away, she turned to follow the Queen. She imagined for a moment petting Tuvok or Chakotay that way. Impossible.

Lined up and sown the tunnel-like corridors of the palace were what Janeway guessed to be members of the soldier class. They were easily the tallest Khamish they had seen yet, with the exception of the Queen, with very light grey fur. They also had wings, again, something only seen on the Queen prior to that point.

The group emerged in a spectacular dining hall. It was domed, and lit with a relaxing combination of blues and greens. Beautifully complex sculptures were imbedded into the walls, depicting various battles. One of the sculptures was an obvious representation of a past Borg attack. There was a large cube half eclipsing a moon, with a swarm of small fighters engulfing it.

In the center of the room was a low table, surrounded by even lower stools. Janeway reasoned that a quadrupedal species could not use a chair with a back to it.

“This is the Hall of Victory,” explained the Queen. “Here we sculpt those great victories that have lead to the betterment of out people. For example, this sculpture depicts the War of Queens. It was then that the world was united under one Queen.”

“What happened to the other Queens?” Janeway asked.

“Oh, they were executed and eaten by the victorious queen,” The Queen said, quite matter-of-factly.

“This one, of course, was the first Borg War,” said the Queen, indicating the sculpture that Janeway had noted earlier.

“How many times have the Borg attacked your world?” Natasha asked.

“After this last attack, three. We were going to sculpt the second, but it would have been a terribly boring sculpture,” the Queen explained. “Ah! The meal has arrived. Please! Be seated!”

Janeway turned, and saw yet another variety of Khamish, the shortest yet. These, she assumed, must be the Workers. The only major differences between Workers and drones in appearance was the height, and the fact that the Workers had black fur instead of brown. They were efficient, though. It took the Workers less than a minute to prepare the entire table, table cloth, food, and arranging the stools so that the four could comfortable converse. Janeway was impressed.

There was no solid food on the table, but in front of each of the four was a roundish glass container with a long neck. In each was a thick, pink liquid. Seven opened her tricorder, and scanned the fluid.

“It’s perfectly safe for humanoids, Captain,” Seven reported. “It contains high levels of amino acids and varying levels of most essential nutrients,” she added.

The Queen had already began to drink. She used her tongue like a straw, probing it through the container’s long neck into the nectar. Janeway lifted hers, and took a cautious sip. She was surprised at the taste. It was mildly sweet, with a strong citrus flavor. She wondered if Neelix could learn to make this.

“What it that?’ asked the Queen, pointing to Seven’s tricorder.

“It’s a tricorder,” explained Seven, who had just finished putting it away. “a scanning device. I was inspecting the fluid, to ascertain whether or not it is safe for our consumption-”

“How dare you!” exploded the Queen, who leapt to her feet. “How dare you imply that I would have you poisoned, especially in the Hall of Victory!”

Janeway tensed. Perhaps they should have explained about the tricorder before using it. “You misunderstand, your Highness,” she explained. “Clearly we are very different species. Something entirely healthy to you may be extremely harmful to us. We were just being cautious.”

The Queen seemed to relax, and lowered back onto her stool. “And that little thing told you all that?”

Seven nodded. “The fluid provides many basic nutrients. I can’t think of a humanoid species this would be harmful to.”

“Amazing technology,” commented the Queen. She seemed lost in wonder for a moment, but passed. An instant later, she was her usual, flamboyant self.

“Oh! I was telling you about the sculptures. Where was I?” she drooped her antennae in thought.

“The second Borg attack?” volunteered Natasha.

“Yes! Very good of you to remind me,” the Queen replied. “Oh, yes-”

The Queen made a loud humming sound, something akin to an order of some kind. She then turned her attention back towards the table.

“The Second Borg War!” The Queen began again. “That would have been a terrible sculpture. During the first war, we destroyed their silly looking ship less than an hour after they made their terribly amusing ‘Resistance is futile!’ speech. The Borg turned out to be surprisingly clever things. Our monofilament cannon was on the Blue Moon during the first two wars. During their second attack, they wouldn’t go anywhere near the Blue Moon, no matter how much prodding we gave them. We had their ship properly laced and everything, and they held out for a day without going anywhere remotely close to it. Finally, some of the soldiers just got impatient. Several hundred of them crashed their ships into the cube, rupturing the antimatter pods, and destroying the cube. A terrible waste of soldiers, and a terrible subject for a sculpture. Don’t you think?”

Janeway nodded in agreement. She wondered about putting the Queen and Neelix into a room together, and seeing as they had the same flare for long-winded, highly commentary stories.

“Anyway,”the Queen continued, with a flamboyant gesture using both her arms and wings, “this time we put a cannon on the Grey Moon! Only the Borg noticed it right as we were firing, and tried to move out of the way. Then you, and your magnificent ship, destroyed the piece that our cannon missed! Certainly it was small, but if they avoided both moons, we were not ready with anything else that could stop it. We would have been invaded.” The Queen slammed her fist onto the table. “Now that! That is a victory worthy of a sculpture!” Just then, a curious looking Khamish walked in.

The odd thing about this Khamish was that she only had two legs, and four arms. She was slightly taller than a soldier, and much the same color. But she didn’t have any wings.

“Ah! You have impeccable timing!” the Queen commented. “My friends, this is ____.” Again, the computer was unable to translate a name. “She has been chosen to sculpt the victory of the Third Borg War!” The Artist bowed struggling to hold the several scrolls that she had at the same time.

“It is an honor,” she said, “to meet such valiant soldiers.”

“Show them!” the Queen demanded impatiently. “Show them your sketches!”

The Artist nervously unrolled several of her scrolls over the large empty space on the table.

“These are ideas for the sculpture,” the Artist stammered. “You are to select the one that I shall sculpt into that wall.” She pointed to a large open area, next to the sculpture of the First Borg War.

“Really,” Janeway protested, “we can’t-”

“You must!” the Queen interrupted. “The heroes of a victory select the sculptor and must approve the sketches. I took the liberty of selecting the sculptor for you since you are off-worlders, and would have no way of knowing who to choose.” The Queen took another sip of nectar. “The people are very excited. Never before has an alien been given this honor. You must choose!”

“Well, if you put it that way,” Janeway smiled. Natasha and the Captain rose to look over the sketches, and thought they were all spectacular. Janeway was amazed how quickly the Artist produced so many sketches so quickly after the battle.

The two had no trouble selecting their favorite, though. It showed the Borg cube to the lower left, and the Grey moon just below it to the right. The cube was surrounded by several small Khamish fighters. Above the cube, to the right, was a stuningly accurate representation of Voyager, firing a phaser with a spread of torpedoes in front of it. Janeway thought they must have some kind of recording devices onboard their fighters to get such detail.

The Artist beamed at their selection. “That, too, was my favorite. Again, you honor me.” She gathered up her sketches, and with a nod from the Queen, scurried out of the room.

“Your Highness,” began Janeway. “The Borg are a very persistent and adaptive race. how are you going to repel their next attack? Certainly the Borg have learned that when attacking this world, stay away from the moons. Your strategy will not work the next time they come.”

“I concur,” added Seven. “The Borg will adapt their sensors to locate any such weapon. In a future assimilation attempt, it will be targeted before it could ever be used.

The Queen extended her wings. “There will not be another attack, Captain. we are going after them!”

“How so?”

“Ever since the second invasion, the scientists have been working on a smaller version of the monofilament cannon, one we could install on a fighter. Last week, testing on the prototype was completed, and they began production on the weapon. As we speak, one thousand fighters are being equipped with the mini-cannon. We are going to use them to hunt down and destroy the Borg, before they can attack us again.”

Janeway was shocked at the boldness of the idea. She could not decide if it was brave or utterly foolish.

“You mean that those little fighters are capable of faster-than-light travel?” Natasha asked.

“No, no, silly,” replied the Queen. “They are entirely too small for that. But the motherships are. We will have five such ships ready tomorrow, when the installation of the mini-cannons is scheduled for completion. Each mothership will carry five thousand fighters. After tomorrow, We will start the Fourth Borg War!”

“Your Majesty,” Janeway began, uncertain of how to express that the Queen was nuts. “The Collective is enormously powerful, and they must control a vast area of space. Our people have encountered them all the way across the galaxy. Forgive my bluntness, but how can you, with but the resources of a single world, accomplish such a goal?”

“I can understand your skepticism,” the Queen said. “I know that I will not see the culmination of this objective while I still live, but someone must set out to do it. Why not me? How many times will our world survive the Borg attacks if we do nothing? They will learn how to defeat us, you yourself agree to that. We must do something now. We will expand, and colonize new worlds. We will mine dead asteroids and moons for the materials we need. We will ally ourselves with threatened races and protect those who are too young to protect themselves. The Borg must be stopped, Captain, and I, for one, see no reason to wait for someone else to do so.”

“A worthy goal,” Janeway agreed.

“A futile goal,” Seven corrected. “By expanding, you will draw more attention to your civilization. The Borg will place your assimilation at a higher priority. You will be attacked that much sooner.”

“Ah,” the Queen replied. “If we do nothing, we get assimilated. We can’t develop new weapons fast enough to defeat the Borg every time they attack. If we expand, and seek them out, we will get assimilated. The way I see it, we don’t have much of a choice. Either way, we get assimilated.”

“A valid observation,” Seven replied.

“But first, we are prepared to repay you for your heroics against the Borg!” continued the Queen. “We have detailed charts of this cluster. We know that it is not entirely safe for your ship to travel alone, because the Borg presence is tremendous. I will send the fleet with you, to help you find your missing people. Then they will escort you out of this star cluster, so that you can continue your trip home. I am sorry we cannot do more for you, but as you know, we are at war.”

“We do appreciate any help you can offer,” Janeway replied, as she rose to her feet. “I must return to my ship now, but I would like to leave Ensign Nikolayevich to coordinate with whoever is in charge of your fleet.”

“Certainly!” the Queen said, as she herself rose. “Then it is settled.” She paused. “Um, are you going to disappear right here like you came, or do I need to take you outside to do that?”

Janeway chuckled. “We could transport from here -”

“Yes, yes!” the Queen interrupted. “You must do it now. It is absolutely fascinating the way you can just pop in and out like that.”

Janeway tried hard to control her laughter as the activated her comm-badge. “Janeway to Voyager, two to beam up.”

The Queen watched amazed as Seven and the Captain vanished into thin air. She turned to Natasha.

“You know, Ensign, that is absolutely amazing! I have got to try that, if your Captain will allow it.”

Natasha smiled. “I am certain I can arrange it.”

“Good, good!” the Queen exclaimed, as she ushered the young woman out of the Hall of Victory.

Star Trek, Voyager, and related properties are © Paramount Studio, and the author makes no claim towards them.

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February 26, 2008

On The Shelf This Week – 02.27.08

Filed under: On The Shelf — Craig Reade @ 9:30 am

HIGHLIGHTS OF THE WEEK
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BLUE BEETLE #24, $2.99, 32 Pages, DC Comics
Written by John Rogers; Art and cover by Rafael Albuquerque

This title has really grown up, and reminds me about what is traditionally good about DC – great stories and interesting characters. A lot of that seems to be lost since Infinite Crisis wrapped up, but the occasional title like this one shows that tradition is still there – you just need to look a little harder for it. Sure, it has crossed over here and there, Teen Titans and the Sinestro Corps War notably, but they have all been logical crossovers that have added to the Blue Beetle’s saga (instead of shoehorning him in), and have added more to the character. John Rogers has guided this character through the fires of those angry at the death and replacement of Ted Kord and the barbs of those rightly concerned that DC was trying to achieve racial diversity at the expense of beloved characters, and created a worthy successor to Ted Kord and the Blue Beetle legacy- a character with real depth and personality.

You should be reading Blue Beetle. Don’t let this title fade away like Firestorm did. It deserves to be a success.

CRIME BIBLE THE FIVE LESSONS OF BLOOD #5 (OF 5), $2.99, 32 Pages, DC Comics
Written by Greg Rucka; Art by Manuel Garcia and Jimmy Palmiotti; Cover by John Van Fleet

This series has become a redemption for Greg Rucka, at least where Renee Montoya is concerned. Readers of 52 might recall feeling a bit bewildered as they watched Vic Sage die, and pass the mantle of The Question on to Renee Montoya. Montoya was a well established character, and it was interesting to see her take on a role that would cement her place in the DCU as more than a simple member of the Gotham PD – but The Question? It just didn’t fit, and it felt really contrived. After a slow start, Rucka turned around and showed that she is viable in the role with this series.

On the whole, this turned out to be an unexpected good read. Well worth checking out if you can find the back issues. Otherwise, the trade should be out in June.

NEW WARRIORS #9, $2.99, 32 Pages, Marvel Comics
Written by Kevin Grevioux, Art by Paco Medina, Juan Velasco, and Studio F’s Marte Gracia

After some initial misgivings about this title, it has turned out to be pretty decent after all. Sure, it would have been far more satisfying to have a return of the original New Warriors, but in a strange way, it is gratifying to see a group of people with mostly no ties to the original team basically saying they have been mistreated. Of course, they are talking about how they were mistreated in the Marvel Universe, and not how the characters themselves were treated by editorial, but it is easy to imagine they mean more.

Still – a solid title that gets a little better week after week. Of course, I still don’t understand how Beak and Angel suddenly became attractive – even without their mutation, they weren’t “pretty people.” That was part of the appeal of their character. Kind of have to overlook that bit of character destruction to enjoy the book, but it is a small price to pay.

THOR #6, $2.99, 32 Pages, Marvel Comics
Written by J. Michael Straczynski, Art by Oliver Coipel, Mark Morales, and Laura Martin

Still wish Oeming was given this title, but thus far JMS’s run on this book has been decent. It has felt a little padded (I’ve come to expect that from JMS though), but overall not too bad. A solid opening arc that is wrapping up with this issue. Hopefully Straczynski keeps this title focused on issues important to Thor and Donald Blake, and resists what must be a strong urge to throw Thor into the thick of the mainstream Marvel story. This title will continue to be a success as long as it is about Thor, and not just another cog in the crossover machine.

Fingers crossed!

TWELVE #1 (OF 12) 2ND PTG VAR, $2.99, 32 Pages, Marvel Comics
Written by J. Michael Straczynski, Art by Chris Weston

Miss this issue? Thankfully, Marvel went right back to press with the sold-out issue #1. Some people might have had some misgivings about this book – the vehicle used to get these heroes to the present was a bit overused, but it worked. OK – the “asleep in time” angle isn’t the most creative, but it was a means to an end. Deep in the Marvel library these characters have gathered dust for far too long. JMS and Weston have done a great job taking these characters and updating them for the modern reader, while still keeping the spirit of what they were intact. How they are fitting into the modern era and reacting to modern situations is compelling to watch. It is a sure bet that at least a couple of these characters will find a permanent spot on the Marvel Universe once this series wraps up. Issue #2 came out earlier this month – this week would be an ideal time to pick up both, and get right into the story.

YOUNG AVENGERS PRESENTS #2 (OF 6), $2.99, 32 Pages, Marvel Comics
Written by Brian Reed, Art by Harvey Talibao

Well, last month’s issue by Ed Brubaker ended up being something of a disaster. Instead of bolstering Patriot as a hero and cementing his part of the legacy of Captain America (along with the original Patriot), Brubaker took the low road and looked to define Elijah by his race (instead of his heroism), and fell back on the same old “America is really racist” storyline. A real shame – in this age where people seem to be yearning for diversity in comic heroes, it should be only natural to want to show that what minority heroes there are in comics today are defined by their heroic spirit and acts, and not what color their skin is. A real missed opportunity if you ask me. Thankfully, we have another chance this issue – a new creative team will take on Hulkling, and tell the story of his first meeting with his father. Hopefully Reed can redeem this series a bit.

SPOTLIGHT PICK OF THE WEEK

TEEN TITANS #56, $2.99, 32 Pages, DC Comics
Written by Sean McKeever; Art and Cover by Eddy Barrows

It takes more than an issue to reverse a trend, but things are looking up for Teen Titans. After an extremely lackluster start, McKeever himself lamented the quality of the opening arc, and explained that there were some unresolved plot issues he needed to wrap up before getting to the “good stuff” which would start in issue #55. We finally got there last month, and so far so good! Finally the characters were presented the way we all expected from McKeever, putting his strength with the “teen voice” to good use. Sure, one issue could be a fluke, but since the bump in quality came when predicted, there is probably something more to it. It is safe to come back to this title now – McKeever seems to have finally found his groove.

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THE NEW CHECKMATE CREATIVE TEAM

Last week’s speculation that Eric Trautmann would be Greg Rucka’s replacement on Checkmate turned out to be just that – speculation. DC has since announced that Greg Rucka’s final issue would be April’s #25, and that he would be followed by Bruce Jones. This has caused a bit of a stir – Bruce Jones’s arrival at DC was celebrated, but his tenure since then has been troubled to say the least. Is Checkmate to be the title where he finally snaps his slump? With luck – Bruce Jones did some solid work at Marvel, and it seems like he just never found the right project. It is the perfect opportunity to redeem himself – I wouldn’t count this title out yet.

DEADPOOL ON THE BIG SCREEN

Rumors have been abound for weeks, but it would seem that Deadpool will be making his big-screed debut after all in the upcoming Wolverine Movie, to be played by Ryan Reynolds. Not a bad casting choice – but the question remains: just what does a yellow voice sound like, anyway? This is outstanding news for Deadpool fans, who will no doubt be nervously waiting to see if the Merc With a Mouth can actually work on the big screen. Also confirmed for the film was John Wraith (played by will.i.am) and Gambit (played by Taylor Kisch).

DEMO RETURNS

To all of you Brian Wood fans out there who have been hailing his work since he first appeared on the scene – you will be happy to know that Demo will be returning under the Vertigo imprint. Demo was originally a 12 issue series from AiT/PlanetLar that eventually propelled Brian Wood to more high-profile project. Becky Cloonan will also be returning to handle the art chores, to complete the picture. Long-time Wood fans will probably already have this on their list – for those new to his work, well, this might be a good chance to see what everyone was talking about.

NOTE: Opinions here may not reflect those of X-World Comics LLC or it’s staff and are solely the opinions of the writer.

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February 22, 2008

The Gamer’s Quagmire #62: Rewards Systems as Mandated by Yoda

Everything you wanted to know about gaming, and less.

by Jamison DeLorenzo

Achieving something great in a game has been a fascination of mine for a long time. The first order of business, ironically, is having fun. It is difficult to pinpoint the transition period from enjoying games and excelling at games. I believe that this sentiment about excelling in gaming is the central ideal that makes a gamer a hardcore gamer, and stage 1 of a social disease that can escalate from Adventurer’s Perfectionist Disorder (commonly known as APD) all the way up to Elitist Gamer Syndrome.

Console video games were in their infancy when I started my gaming habit. Kids growing up today get to experience a much more polished medium which is just starting to become mainstream. No, the intent here is not to start the crotchety old man routine; not today at least. The goal here is to unite gamers by talking about what drives them to play games. If you understand why Final Fantasy VII isn’t complete before you have Knights of the Round or why Super Mario Galaxy isn’t done before you collect 120 stars you know motivation as I do.

For several generations of consoles the gamers that wanted to unlock everything in the game they could just go ahead and do it. Nobody needed to ask the Ocarina of Time fans to collect all of the hearts. Nobody taped Devil May Cry fans to chairs before getting an S rating on every stage. Nobody held a gun to my head to force me to complete Castlevania IV without dying. Gamers did these things because they wanted to.

One of the Best Games Ever

Luckily we now have a world of gamers clamoring to prove that they can play all of these games better than anyone else. I realize that this drive isn’t new, but the ability to advertise these accomplishments across the world is. The advent of Achievements on Xbox Live is this semi-official place where gamers can prove who the better gamer is by completing more in-game feats than other people and posting high scores for the whole world to see.

In a matter of speaking the idea of achievements can be a good thing. Anybody who talks trash in message boards now can be more easily ignored (of course, if you ever listened to these people you are the central part of the problem) because without the proof that Achievement Points provides they have almost no way to back up their talk. Granted, there’s no law that tells you that you should listen to these people (and common sense tells you that you shouldn’t), but having extra ammo for someone who truly annoys you, such as an incompetent amphibious wingman, is never a bad thing.

3 Pilots, One LoserI can’t say that the notion of Achievements is a bad thing, because sometimes gamers need extra motivation for doing certain things in games. Unfortunately, a lot of the 360 Achievements you see resemble the completion of an entirely fruitless endeavor. Crackdown, on top of one of the simplest and enjoyable games on the 360, has several achievements that make me question a few things. You get achievements for maxing out your stats, blowing up enough bad guys, taking down each crime syndicate, collecting all of the ability orbs, and even climbing to the top of your headquarters. Look closely at these items before continuing to the next paragraph.

My contention that there are three types of Achievements in existence: the wholly pointless, the painfully obvious, and the surprisingly noteworthy. If you do not believe me, let us walk through this together.

The first category, the wholly pointless, is obvious: climbing to the top of the HQ in Crackdown, while fun and entertaining, is pointless. I never would have thought to do it if it were not in the game, the developers wouldn’t have put it in had there been no Achievement system, and it serves no purpose whatsoever. There is a heightened sense of vertigo when climbing the tower that provides some entertainment, but the reality is that if it was never in the game I don’t think anybody would have cared considering the complete lack of any real reward other than finding another creative way to get gamers to jump to their untimely deaths.

The second category, the painfully obvious, is… what it is: taking down each crime syndicate, as a prime example, is already a requirement for completing the game. Why is this a noteworthy action? Is there a point in rewarding players for not being hopelessly moronic? It may make sense to promote idiots into management, but we are talking about video games here. At least in this scenario nothing gets taken off of the table.

Achievements that create a false sense of gameplay, thus taking something off the table, truly annoy me. In Mass Effect there is an Achievement for achieving Spectre status. In reality this is just like the previous Crackdown example, only it implies that it might be possible to somehow avoid achieving this goal (hint: it’s not). I had to change how my character reacted with others because I thought my dialog choices would screw up my chance to become an all-powerful Spectre. Maybe paranoia is to blame, but I steadfastly maintain that placing a sense of fear into gamers for the sole purpose of supporting the Achievement system is faulty. This situation becomes highly untenable when training to become a Jedi – Yoda would not be pleased.

(Subtle Star Wars joke – it’d been far too long since I used one)

The final category, the surprisingly noteworthy, comes along with items like collecting the ability orbs and maxing out all of your stats. Again, you are going to do these anyway for the same reasons you collect all 120 stars as Mario in Super Mario Galaxy. You hardly need to do this to complete the game, but you want to because it separates you from the pack. The attraction of others seeing that you did this does add a sense of accomplishment to the feat that is nice, albeit an inflated one. Rewarding this type of gaming behavior, unlike all other scenarios, is to be lauded.

The truth is that I am a fan of Achievements, but only when done properly. Game developers should not add Achievement points to a game just to support an artificial structure. If the points meant something then ranking players by those points would make sense. Instead we have reward points for people who fail a song 10 times in Guitar Hero and survive in open combat (you are an assassin!) for 10 minutes in Assassin’s Creed. These people should not be rewarded.

Mass Effect is, with small exception, a great example of how to use the system. It supports the Live Achievement system the way games should because most of the rewards unlock extra gameplay options for the player. Gamers like me who have APD know that if you give the player any reason at all to complete a task they would gladly do it. In an RPG the reward is almost always some form of loot or a new spell so that is easy, but if the reward is just a pat on the back for doing something insane I would just as soon grab that same arm and slam the would be back-patter to the ground.

Be Prepared to Repeat This - A Lot

One final point before today’s lecture is complete. I realize that the Mario example is not entirely pulling its weight here anymore because you do not need this to complete the game. What it does do is unlock playing the game as Luigi and offer a true sense of completion (imagine getting points for collecting 20% of the required stars). When your special rewards system recognizes achievements such as this then you have a system that has some meaning. Instead we have a system where you get into arguments revolving around your ability to complete tasks ranging from the deranged to idiotic, and I am tired of explaining that Live Achievement points have absolutely no value whatsoever. It is like winning a ton of tickets playing Skeeball in an amusement park without a ticket counter.

Then again, if you manage to satisfy your ego by completing utterly pointless tasks, then maybe the system already has an inherent sense of meaning to it.

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February 21, 2008

Ti’Hat and the Vulcan: Chapter Five

Filed under: Fiction — Craig Reade @ 12:29 am

voyager.jpgChapter Five

Torres awoke to the sun beating down on her, and immediately noticed two things.

First, the shuttle had stopped tossing.

Second, Tuvok was nowhere to be seen.

Torres sat up slowly, trying to ignore the pain that shot through her body. She looked over, and noticed that the shuttle was beached in the calm surf. She also saw a set of footprints in the sand leading away from the shuttle. She assumed they were Tuvok’s, and decided to follow them.

Getting up was harder than she had expected. Her skin severely burned, and her muscles were sore. After several minutes, she managed to pull herself to her feet and stumble after the trail.

As Torres made her way through the thick, jungle-like vegetation that the trail went through, she tripped over what seemed to be a fallen branch. She looked down, horrified to discover that she had tripped over an arm. She took a step back, and looked around. All around were decapitated Borg, strewn across the jungle floor. She tempered the stab of fear she felt, telling herself that if the Borg had not yet come to retrieve their dead, they would not be coming at all.

She whirled around, hearing a rustle of branched behind her. She slowly bent her knees, ready to attack whatever it was that was behind her. Fortunately, she noticed it was Tuvok before she leapt.

“This, this is incredible,” rasped Torres, noticing for the first time it felt as if someone had poured sand down her throat, and that is was difficult to talk.

“Indeed,” replied Tuvok. “It would seem that the Borg are encountering certain ‘difficulties’ in their assimilation of this planet.”

Torres bent over a Borg corpse, to inspect it. “You can say that again. These Bint’Ari, if that is where we are, are quite clever. Using swords as opposed to energy weapons.”

Tuvok nodded in agreement. “Clearly these beings have learned a very effective way of defending themselves.”

Again, Torres heard a rustling in the trees. Before either of the two officers could draw their phasers, a voice was heard.

“Throw down your weapons,” the voice boomed.

Torres and Tuvok complied. After they tossed down their phasers, two people came out of the cover of the vegetation. They were very short, about four and a half feet tall, and covered in long hair. Each held a long, curved blade.

“Identify yourselves,” one of the men demanded.

Tuvok stepped forward. “I am Lt. Commander Tuvok, of the Federation Starship Voyager.”

“The other one?” the man asked, pointing his sword at Torres.

“Lt. B’Elanna Torres,” she rasped.

“More aliens,” the other man moaned. “We should just kill them!”

“What do you want?” The first man asked, ignoring his companion.

“We were attacked by the Borg just above your planet,” explained Tuvok. “Our shuttle crashed in the ocean, and we came ashore here. We are in need of assistance.”

The man lowered his sword. “What do you know of the Borg?”

“Our civilization has encountered the Borg in the past,” Tuvok replied. “They attempted to assimilate us.”

“We are wasting our time, Oro!” The impatient captor whined.

“And you defeated them?” Oro asked, still ignoring the other man.

“We successfully repelled their attack, at great cost,” Tuvok explained. “Since then, we have learned a great deal about the Collective.”

The two men conferred for a moment, then the impatient one angrily turned and stomped away.

“I will take you to our camp,” Oro said. “The woman needs water, badly. We will provide that and any help we can to you.”

Tuvok and Torres both nodded in thanks.

“My name is Jaskin’Oro. I am risking a lot by helping you. My people are not at all trusting of aliens. But, I am hoping that you may be able to tell us something useful about the Borg. You would be dead otherwise.”

Oro turned in the direction of his companion. The two officers picked up their phasers, and followed.



Ensign Nikolayevich waited patiently for the turbolift. When the doors finally opened, she was greeted by perhaps the most pitiful looking face she had ever seen.

“Natasha,” greeted a somber looking Tom Paris, who strainged to force a smile.

“Deck 8,” the ensign ordered, then turning to Paris. “Are you okay, Tom?”

“Splendid!” replied Tom weakly. “I just got off duty, and I’m meeting Harry down at the mess hall. Care to join me?”

“Oh, I don’t think so Tom,” replied Natasha, who lifted her repair kit as an excuse. “I’ve got a lot of work left to do.”

“Shame. Perhaps another time then.” Tom said, forgetting his smile.

“Perhaps,” She replied as the turbolift stopped on Deck 8. Natasha stepped off, bade Tom goodbye, and sighed sadly when the doors closed behind her

It was not much of a secret that not too long ago, Tom and B’Elanna had become very intimate. Ever since then, Tom had become a very different man, almost likeable.

Not that she didn’t like Paris, she even went out with him once, a couple of years ago. But he was too persistent for her. The first words out of his mouth were always some sort of advance. And he wasn’t at all particular, he would flirt with a vast majority of the women on the ship. To her, he seemed to be a walking hormone.

But ever since he and B’Elanna began seeing each other, everything improved. She found that she could have a conversation with him without his eyes evaluating her, or without any sort of questionable remark. It was a pleasant change.

She felt especially bad for him. B’Elanna was nowhere to be found, and now they were a half a day away from the rendez-vous point. If Tuvok and B’Elanna made it there, they may not find the message buoy, and have no idea where Voyager was.

What if they didn’t make it? What if the Borg found them? What if they had mechanical trouble with the shuttle? What if it had crashed on some primitive or lifeless planet out there? Even worse, what if it had crashed into a Borg planet?

She turned into a door marked ‘Botanical Sciences.’ One of the stasis chambers was on the fritz, and Natasha was called up to give it a look. This was something she was not happy about. She tended to spend more time outside of engineering than in, and that was not why she joined Starfleet. But then again, being trapped fifty-five thousand light years away from home wasn’t part of the plan either.

She was worried, for both Tom and for herself. She may be bitter at times towards B’Elanna for the irritating assignments she got, but that animosity was no where near strong enough to wish her any ill.

As she began to examine the broken device, she became furious. Twelve chips were blown and a thick black ooze covered the interior of the device. Someone tried to use the incubator for something, she couldn’t tell what, but something it definitely wasn’t designed for. It wasn’t her job to lay blame, though. Just to fix the problem.

Perhaps she needed to relax. Every little detail nowadays was annoying her to no end. A boring routine could do that to a person, she thought. With all the potential danger and excitement the Delta Quadrant held, she found it to be a tragic irony that she had been delegated the position of a repairman. But it was better in the long run, and safer, than any other job. B’Elanna and Tuvok were gone because they were in the thick of excitement. And Tom was crushed because of it.

She knew the Starfleet answer. Don’t get involved, and you won’t get hurt. Good advice.

Unless the chances of you ever getting home were close to naught, and if you ever want to get involved, its now or never.

The thought depressed her. She finished her repairs, and headed back to the turbolift. She uttered a silent prayer for Tuvok and B’Elanna, and went back down to engineering to retrieve her afternoon work schedule.



Janeway again entered sickbay, this time to find Seven of Nine seated at an examination table and one of the Doctors scanning her with a medical tricorder.

“Seven,” she greeted, as she arrived at the examination table.

“Captain,” Seven replied.

“Can you give me some idea what happened out there?” Janeway asked. “Wait; I already know what happened out there. What I want to know is why.”

“The Borg scout was a threat to both the shuttle and this ship. I eliminated it.”

“Captain-”

“That wasn’t my question,” said Janeway, ignoring the Doctor. “Why did you punch Harry? What made you think that an mere shuttle could take on any Borg ship? What if others had been around?”

“I am not certain,” replied Seven, hesitantly. “I am having a hard time remembering exactly what transpired.”

“Captain, if I may,” interrupted the Doctor, again. “Seven has suffered severe mental trauma. Brainwave analysis indicates she has experienced something similar to a violent telepathic encounter. However, her implants allowing any such contact with the Borg have been deactivated. I cannot explain how it happened.”

“The Borg have undoubtably assimilated many telepathic species. Is it possible that they could initiate some kind of contact without using Seven’s implants?”

“No,” Seven replied. “The Borg find telepathy to be an inferior form of communication. It would never be used to communicate with parts of the Collective. They find technology more efficient.”

“In this instance, technology failed to contact you. Wouldn’t they have to resort to an inferior form of communication?” Janeway asked.

“The thought would not have occurred to them,” Seven replied. “Besides, I doubt they were aware of me being a former member of the collective. The scout identified out shuttle as a threat, and attempted to eliminate it.”

“That doesn’t explain your unusual brain activity. If it the Borg, then who contacted you?” Janeway asked.

“I believe Seven is the one who initiated contact,” the Doctor interrupted. “Seven is not a telepath, but all human brains have the potential for telepathic activity. She may have subconsciously been aware of the Borg’s presence, and her mind, out of habit, reached out to the Collective.”

“That might explain why she attacked Ensign Kim,” Janeway said.

“It would,” Seven concluded. After a moment of hesitation, she continued, “I hope that he is uninjured.”

Janeway smiled. “He’s fine. He’ll be relieved to know that you’re back to your ‘human’ self. If you are feeling up to it, Seven, I would like you to accompany me to the surface. I’ll brief you on the way to the transporter room.”

Seven nodded, and the two women strode out the door, leaving the Doctor standing by the medical table, holding his tricorder. He muttered something about inconsiderate and ungrateful humans, and continued his work.

His double walked by, continuing his work on some blood samples the Doctor had taken earlier. Unnoticed by the Doctor, the image of the double sparked and began to fade, but it soon regained its integrity and continued working as if nothing had happened.



“I just can’t believe it,” said Tom Paris, taking a spoonful of soup into his mouth. “An entire race of sentient beings, who’s men are nothing more than sexual pets.”

“I could see you going for that kind of life, Tom,” Harry smiled.

Paris grinned thoughtfully for a moment, then shook his head. “No, I do think I prefer things the way they are. Those beasts probably don’t know what they’ve got.”

“Mr. Paris!” The call came from Neelix, decked out in full chef’s attire, complete with apron and hat. Neelix had come onboard Voyager along with Kes four years ago. He and Seven of Nine were the only two people on the ship that were not heading back to a home of some sort. He was from Talax, a world in the Delta Quadrant, and came onboard Voyager in hopes of an adventure, as well as a way to improve his life. Neelix originally offered his services as a guide, but the Federation ship had long since left any part of space that Neelix was familiar with. Neelix took it upon himself to become useful in other ways, and much to the displeasure of the crew, cooking was one of the facets of life on Voyager that Neelix felt himself indispensable.

“Mr. Paris, how do you like the soup? I had a devil of a time trying to find an acceptable substitute for tomato, but, if I do say so myself, the result was spectacular!” The Talaxian continued, “In fact, I was thinking-”

“It’s just fine, Neelix,” interrupted Paris, who was in no mood to hear about Neelix’s adventures with his dinner.

“I am so glad to hear it!” Neelix exclaimed. “Now, if you-”

“So Neelix,” Harry mercifully interrupted. “What do you think of these Khamish?” Isn’t it odd about their men?”

“Certainly not!” Neelix replied. “In fact, I once spent an entire month on a planet – Oniq I believe it was – anyway, the Oniquians of both sexes were non-sentient!”

“Neelix,” Paris explained. “The same could be said of most every species in the galaxy! Dogs, cats, targ, -”

“Ah,” interrupted Neelix. “But the Oniquians were unique. About a quarter of their species could not breed, as they were neither male nor female. It was that part of the population that was sentient! The sexless ones were so prejudice against ‘breeders,’ as they called them, that it took me the better part of my stay there to agree to trade with me! In fact-”

Neelix went on to explain every detail of his month on Oniq, and how similar a society it was to that on Kham. Tom and Harry helplessly listened, neither one of them could think of a polite way to interrupt him. Mercifully, an excuse presented itself as The Doctor entered the mess hall, and headed straight for their table.

“So the Monarch of Oniq said to me, ‘Neelix, you-’ ”

“Doctor!” cried Paris. “It is so good to see you! What brings a nice hologram like you to this part of the ship?”

The Doctor was a bit confused at Paris’s overly kind greeting, but then he noticed Neelix, mouth open in mid-sentence, and understood immediately.

“Mr. Kim, I was curious as to whether you could come to sickbay. I am conducting some blood plasma experiments and I am in need of a human sample.”

Kim leaped to his feet. “Certainly Doctor! Lead the way!”

Paris quickly gulped down the rest of his soup. “I’ve just finished eating myself. Why don’t I go along?”

“Mr Paris, I -” The Doctor again looked at Neelix, who still had his mouth open, waiting to finish his story. “I think that would be an excellent idea. You are in need of some training in this area. Perhaps you could be of some use. Please come with me.”

Kim and Paris exchanged polite farewells with Neelix, and scurried after The Doctor, who had already left the mess hall.

“Doc, let me tell you,” Paris said, “You certainly have excellent timing.”

“Doctor, you could have just called me over the comm-system.” Kim said. “Why did you walk all the way down to the mess to get me?”

“What good is a holo-emitter, if you always stay in sick-bay? Besides, I decided I needed to take a walk.” The Doctor asked.

The Doctor was clearly not human. He was a complex holographic program, known as the EMH, Emergency Medical Hologram. He was installed aboard Voyager for use in emergencies, when the services of the ships Doctor needed to be supplemented. Unfortunately, Voyager’s Doctor died when the Caretaker pulled Voyager into the Delta Quadrant. Hence, the EMH program was forced to become the ship’s Chief Medical Officer.

The Doctor had adapted well, and in the last four years, had arguably attained sentience. Two years ago, Voyager had encountered a ship from the twenty-ninth century, and Voyager attained a bit of their holographic technology. The holo-emitter allowed The Doctor to leave the areas of the ship that were specially equipped for holographic projection, and allowed him to become a fully functional member of the crew.

Tom and Harry continued their conversation about the non-sentient Khamish men, and decided to include The Doctor.

“Doctor, what have you heard about races where one of the sexes is sentient, and the other is not?” Harry asked.

“I haven’t been programmed with any data on the subject.”

“Doesn’t it bother you, just a little?” Paris asked. “I mean, Your chances of being sentient are solely based on whether or not your born a woman or not! That is simply unbelievable.”

“Perhaps for you,” The Doctor dryly replied. “But my sex serves no reproductive purpose, it is merely a superficial aspect of my program. I could just as easily be a woman.”

“And an attractive woman you would be!” Tom ogled.

“Yes, I can see that you have much in common with the Khamish males,” The Doctor dryly replied.



The Collective was in shock. It had lost contact with the cube sent to assimilate the Khamish. This was the third time they were unsuccessful in assimilating that culture. Also, the Borg sent to assimilate the Bint’Ari were suffering tremendous losses. Sixty percent of the Borg on the planet had been deactivated. That cube could not send any more soldiers down to the surface and still operate efficiently, so it was recalled back to Planet 0495 for replenishment.

The losses were tremendous. Nothing like those during the was with Species 8472, but the situation was almost as critical. The Borg was in need of vital resources that could be found on these worlds, to rebuild itself after that devastating conflict. The assimilation of those worlds was essential.

The Collective began to solve the problem with an evaluation on the recent losses. Drones on the surface of the planet inhabited by Species 965, the Bint’Ari were being decapitated. This was not too unusual, many assimilated societies used bladed weapons, but they never had been this effective in the past.

The cube sent to assimilate Species 969 was destroyed by that species for a third time. Their technology rating was low, but that, for some reason, did not affect their ability to resist the Borg.

The Collective then worked to determine a common variable in each of their defeats. The small, Federation craft was an unusual aspect of the difficulties on Bint’Ari. One small vessel could not possibly possess the capability to travel so far, and cause the deaths of so many Borg soldiers. But a similar vessel destroyed a scout near Planet 0495. Information about that class of vessel indicated that it was not powerful enough to combat any sort of Borg vessel.

The Federation had proven to be an unpredictable and confusing foe. With the sudden appearance of the Federation ship NCC-1701-D over seven thousand light years away from their designated space, and their equally rapid departure, the Collective believed that the Federation had a highly advanced technology. But, when the Borg attempted to assimilate this civilization, the same ship was hopelessly outrun by the invading cube. And the fleet assembled to stop the same cube at Wolf 359 was defeated easily.

Technologically, the Federation was weaker than expected. But then, the assimilated Picard, Locutus, actually broke from the Collective, betrayed them in essence, and helped NCC-1701-D destroy the invading cube! Later, Locutus used his influence to cause a part of the Collective to become defective, self-aware, and rebel. Then, the destruction of the second invading cube, lead by NCC-1701-E, and by Locutus. This time the Borg had a countermeasure, launching a sphere and temporally displacing it, in order to disrupt the history of the planet Earth in order to weaken the Federation in the present. But it failed, due again to Locutus, and Data, who also broke from the Collective much easier than Locutus did.

Now another failed assimilation. Then, the destruction of another cube, by another Federation ship, NCC-74656, the one called Voyager. This ship, and the shuttle, were over fifty-five thousand light years away from their designated space. Again, confusing unpredictability on their part. The situation was entirely unacceptable. What would be next, the sudden appearance of a Federation ship at Planet 01, and its destruction? The threat was too great to be ignored.

How, though? Sending another cube into Federation Space would solve nothing. The solution must be larger. This Federation could no longer be underestimated. One thing was certain for the time being. NCC-74656 must be eliminated.



It took a moment for Janeway to adjust to the humid Khamish air. She looked around to see that both Seven of Nine and Ensign Nikolayevich had arrived safely. She then scanned the landscape where she landed. She was awestruck. The party had landed on a ledge of a rather tall cliff. The surrounding valley was full of rivers and small lakes. There were very few structures, at least very few that were visible. there were several obvious tunnel entrances where beings were streaming in and out of what appeared to be a vast underground network of tunnels.

Janeway had a difficult time choosing the landing party. Because of the attitude of the Khamish towards men, Janeway thought it best to only bring women. She had explained to the Queen that their males were not like the Khamish drones, and were valuable members of the crew. The Queen agreed that they could be, and thought it was wonderful that Janeway allowed her drones to pretend like they were useful.

The Queen did explain a lot about the Khamish drones. According to her, they approximated Terran chimps in intelligence, but they were less energetic. There was a time when the Khamish tried to elevate their drones to a higher level in society, but the result was disastrous. Drones trained to do menial tasks took jobs away from Workers. Workers protested with strikes that caused production to spiral. That affected all of the classes. The effort was given up after everyone accepted that the idea was ludicrous. Drones didn’t care whether they were working, mating, or just standing around. In fact, they were too stupid to know the difference.

It was that anecdote that persuaded Janeway not to bring any men on the mission. Under normal circumstances, this would not be a problem. She and B’Elanna would beam down. But B’Elanna was still no where to be found, and Janeway needed an engineer on this away team, so that the Khamish weapon technology could be looked at for possible adaption to Voyager. Seven would be of some use, but B’Elanna was for more in tune with the various intricacies of Voyager. If there was a weapon that was effective against the Borg, it would be foolish not to try and acquire it. Seven could study the weapon, and determine if it could be upgraded to prove even more effective against a cube.

So, she decided to bring Ensign Nikolayevich. She had noticed that Natasha was growing bored with her normal duty schedule, and thought the away mission would provide a bit of much needed diversity. Apparently she was right. Natasha instantly and excitedly agreed to the trip, and Janeway couldn’t help notice the excitement that still lingered in her eyes.

Janeway looked up and saw the Queen coming forward with two retainers. For the first time, she truly saw the differences in the way members of the different classes looked. By all appearances, the Queen was born to be a queen, just as bees on Earth give special attention to the eggs intended for royalty. All three members of the approaching party were segmented, with two arms and four legs. But only the Queen had wings. And while the retainers had dull, black fur, the Queen had beautifully reflective silver fur. The Queen was much taller than the retainers, reaching well over two meters. Every feature on the Queen was longer, more slender, and much more beautiful.

“Your Majesty,” Janeway greeted, politely bowing her head. “This is Ensign Nikolayevich, and Seven of Nine.”

The Queen studied the three women, then motioned towards her retainers. “These are nurses. They do not have names. They exist only to serve me.” The Queen turned towards the nurses, and fluttered her wings. The two retainers took the silent cue, and scurried down the passageway whence they came.

“Seven of Nine,” the Queen repeated. “an interesting ‘designation.’ An artificial hand, an ocular implant, are you certain that your companion is not a Borg Captain?”

“She was a Borg, Your Majesty,” Janeway replied. “But she is a human, like myself and Ensign Nikolayevich. We liberated her from the Collective. Some of her implants were essential for her continued survival, so they were left in. I assure you that she is not a threat.

The Queen buzzed to herself, apparently satisfied with that answer. “I shall never get over how ugly you talking mammals are,” she commented without giving Seven a second thought.

Natasha’s mouth dropped open. Seven’s face remained unreadable. Janeway smiled. She knew from her short conversation with the monarch that she was very arrogant, and used every opportunity to assert her own superiority over everyone else. Janeway thought that her behavior was very predictable, from someone who was bred to be the absolute pinnacle of superiority on her world.

“We could not possibly compare to you in beauty, Your Majesty,” Janeway responded, almost sarcastically.

The Queen moved closer to Janeway, and bent her knees, until she was eye-level with the Captain. “I like you,” she decided. “Most species let their men run everything, and will not visit because they cannot bring them along. The rest will try and start war over the slightest insult. You,” The Queen rose to her full height with a flutter of her wings, “I can respect you. Let us move on.” The Queen turned and moved towards the passage that her nurses had just exited through a moment ago. Janeway and Natasha exchanged curious looks as they moved forward to follow the Queen.

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